what's your favorite animal?

what's your favorite animal?

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Since: Jan 07

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#1 May 20, 2010

Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."

She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right,

everyone else in the class laughed.

My parents told me to always be truthful and honest, and I am. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and

he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love

animals very much. I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef.

Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what

happened, and he laughed too. Then he told me not to do it again.

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal

was. I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, just like she'd

asked the other children. So I told her it was because you could make

them into fried chicken. She sent me back to the principal's office

again. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.

I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher

doesn't like it when I am. Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what

famous person we admire most.

I told her, "Colonel Sanders".

Guess where I am now...???
HB Local

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#2 May 20, 2010
the Koala Bear..........

....eats bush and leafs.........
skipper

Davenport, IA

#3 May 20, 2010
rhe human female and the wilder the better

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Funk, NE

#4 May 20, 2010


Fry Dat Chicken

Fry Dat Chicken

Fry Dat Chicken









3231..........

Vee

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#5 May 20, 2010
Dennis Farina.

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Moscow, Russia

#6 May 20, 2010
It was Kong...
Sheila

Texarkana, TX

#7 May 20, 2010
Puffins
HB Local

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#8 May 20, 2010
The Warthog..........

.... has a slimey fish fetish and tobacco aftertaste....

;p
HB Local

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#9 May 20, 2010
The Babboon.........

..... got that big bald red rump in the trunk

doh![..sueeewheee!]
Danielle

Schaumburg, IL

#12 Oct 13, 2013
OMG WOLVES RULE!!!!!! also.......dogs cats
grass snakes swan flamingo cheetah iguana pariket monkey and cyotie by the way..........
I HATE PIGS!!!!!!!!!! I like all the animals the same that I Said but WOLVES I LIKE THEM THE MOST THEY ARE MY NUMBER ONE FAVORITE ANIMAL!!!!!!!! PIGS SUCK!!!!!!!!!!THEY ARE THE WORST ANIMAL ON THE PLANET!!!!!!!! WOLVES STILL RULE!!!!!!!!

Since: Apr 13

Scappoose, Oregon USA

#13 Oct 13, 2013
I think the wombat, they look like a giant hamster. Very soft fur also, like a rabbit (except they're a marsupial)

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#14 Oct 13, 2013
Cows

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Prishtina, Kosovo

#15 Oct 13, 2013
cat

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Formerly From Kenya

#16 Oct 13, 2013
rare...with fava beans
Danielle

Chicago, IL

#17 Oct 19, 2013
I LOVE DOGS!!!!!!! I also like cheetahs I LOVE IGUANAS BUT NOT AS MUCH AS I LIKE DOGS!!!!!!!!!! you can tell I LOVE DOGS!!!!!!!! I love the breed of dog SWEETISH LAPPHOUND THERE AWESOME!!!!!!!! I ALSO LOVE CHEETAHS THERE AWESOME TOW BUT I LIKE DOGS MORE!!!!!!!!!! PIGS AND CATS SUCK!!!!!!!!! lol I KINDA like cats but.......I still HATE PIGS!!!!!!!!
Danielle

Naperville, IL

#18 Oct 19, 2013
OMG DOGS RULE!!!!!!!! I also like cheetahs swans iguanas grass snakes flamingo parrakete monkey and coyote. by the way I HATE PIGS!!!!!!!! I like all of the animals that I said but......... DOGS RULE THEY ARE MY NUMBER ONE ANIMAL IN THE WORLD PIGS WILL ALWAYS SUCK THEY ARE THE WORST ANIMAL IN THE WORLD!!!!!!! you can tell I LOVE DOGS!!!!!!!! The breed of dog I LOVE IS SWEETIE LAPPHUND THEY ARE AWESOME!!!!!! I ALSO LOVE WOLVES BUT.......... NOT AS MUCH AS I LIKE THE BREED OF SWEETISH LAPPHUND DOG SWEETISH LAPPHUNDS THE BREED OF DOG AND WOLVES ARE AMAZING!!!! AND AWESOME!!!!!!!! PIGS STILL SUCK!!!!!!!
Danielle

Naperville, IL

#19 Oct 19, 2013
SWEETISH LAPPHUNDS STILL RULE!!!!!!!WITH WOLVES!!!!! and I think. you know that

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clap your hands!

#20 Oct 19, 2013
Turtles. Even got a tattoo of a turtle.

(Do love my dogs tho...)

(Danielle - pigs are smarter than you think and we share quite a bit in common, we share approximately 98% common genes with pigs. My mother actually has a pigs liver in her, she got it in 1964 when she fell and ruptured her own.)
Sarah P

North Richland Hills, TX

#21 Oct 19, 2013
I LOVE cats, but I can only just eat one.
Oh come on, it was a joke!

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#22 Oct 19, 2013
My favorite animal...MEN!!!

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