NYC man urinates in traffic court, gets 30 days.

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Clemits

Yorktown, VA

#1 Jul 10, 2013
NY Post--Jose Emanuel, Jr. of the Bronx New York went to Astor Place traffic court for a simple violations, turing right on red. Astor place has no restrooms and Mr. Emanuel decided to leave the courtroom before a hearing. He was found urinating in the corner of the hall. He subsequently was arrested after being founf not guilty on the traffic summons infration. He is now facing felony charges of leaving medical waste, containg HIV, in a public building.

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#2 Jul 11, 2013
What will he do next when he goes to court on THIS charge?

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#3 Sep 2, 2013
DILF wrote:
What will he do next when he goes to court on THIS charge?
moon the judge?

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#4 Sep 2, 2013
That's a shame y'all!

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#5 Sep 2, 2013
I know, some people have no sense of propriety...

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#6 Sep 2, 2013
DILF wrote:
What will he do next when he goes to court on THIS charge?
#2?...
What_the_hec

Allentown, PA

#7 Sep 2, 2013
Clemits wrote:
NY Post--Jose Emanuel, Jr. of the Bronx New York went to Astor Place traffic court for a simple violations, turing right on red. Astor place has no restrooms and Mr. Emanuel decided to leave the courtroom before a hearing. He was found urinating in the corner of the hall. He subsequently was arrested after being founf not guilty on the traffic summons infration. He is now facing felony charges of leaving medical waste, containg HIV, in a public building.
When u gotta go u gotta go !

Hmm, no bathrooms ?

Shouldn't that be a violation of a public building code ?

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#8 Sep 2, 2013
DILF wrote:
What will he do next when he goes to court on THIS charge?
Crap his pants in the court room pew?

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#9 Sep 2, 2013
I Am Enzo - The Baker wrote:
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#2?...
haha!!

Enzo, I just had to take the lead and inform my grandson about the number system...this is of importance!

He now tells me the dog had 'dropped a duece', lol!!

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#10 Sep 2, 2013
Debra27 wrote:
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haha!!
Enzo, I just had to take the lead and inform my grandson about the number system...this is of importance!
He now tells me the dog had 'dropped a duece', lol!!
Nice. The little one has your style 27!...sound like he's ready to practice the art of peeing his name in the snow this winter!...

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#11 Sep 2, 2013
I Am Enzo - The Baker wrote:
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Nice. The little one has your style 27!...sound like he's ready to practice the art of peeing his name in the snow this winter!...
oh crap. I can't teach him that one....lol!!

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#12 Sep 2, 2013
Debra27 wrote:
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oh crap. I can't teach him that one....lol!!
Not to worry 27! It is a natural instinct that is refined only with practice...besides most women admire a man who can write his name in urine...

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#13 Sep 2, 2013
(backs slowly out of the courtroom)

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#14 Sep 2, 2013
Dr_Dirty wrote:
(backs slowly out of the courtroom)
...nothing like that warm feeling a man gets when peeing in a pair of wool pants, eh Doc?...

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#15 Sep 2, 2013
I Am Enzo - The Baker wrote:
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...nothing like that warm feeling a man gets when peeing in a pair of wool pants, eh Doc?...
hahahahahaha! I gunno, you tell me!

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#16 Sep 3, 2013
Debra27 wrote:
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haha!!
Enzo, I just had to take the lead and inform my grandson about the number system...this is of importance!
He now tells me the dog had 'dropped a duece', lol!!
lol.....here's another on.....I tell my kids that "I'm going to go drop some friends off at the pool, be right back".

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Johnnie Cabs

United States

#17 Jul 8, 2014
DILF wrote:
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lol.....here's another on.....I tell my kids that "I'm going to go drop some friends off at the pool, be right back".
8-)
I have been to that place in Manhattan. True, no restrooms. Violation NYC Code. Also, the reason the subway stations smells like urine, same reasons. NYC Manhattan is a 3rd world country, ppl urinate and sh.t due to no toilets just like Africa
Marley

Medford, NY

#18 Jul 9, 2014
Johnnie Cabs wrote:
<quoted text> I have been to that place in Manhattan. True, no restrooms. Violation NYC Code. Also, the reason the subway stations smells like urine, same reasons. NYC Manhattan is a 3rd world country, ppl urinate and sh.t due to no toilets just like Africa
I actually like that smell.
Johnny Junk

Marcus Hook, PA

#19 Sep 6, 2014
Marley wrote:
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I actually like that smell.
Been there myself. It's in lower Manhattan. They handle traffic infractions. If you have to go after waiting 1 hour and leave, chances are they will call your name for hearing. If you come back, you are guilty for failing to appear. That place in the Astor section has 8 court rooms , each has an Administrative Law Judge. The guy probably piszes at the far end hallway. Bldg codes don't apply to corrupt Government, even local. Kind of like watching a cop texting while driving.

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#20 Sep 7, 2014
Bailiff, whack his pee pee!

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