Alphabetical ways to die

“Don't worry about me, I"m fine”

Level 5

Since: Aug 13

middle of nowhere

#10744 Jul 12, 2014
J~ Juggle juice and jello shots..........alcohol poisoning!

“If it ain't broke don't fix it”

Level 9

Since: Jul 09

Arcadia, LA.

#10745 Jul 12, 2014
K- Killed by boredom while visiting in-laws in Ferretville

“Hippie Single DAD, vet, Honest”

Level 6

Since: Apr 11

Steamboat Sprgs Colorado

#10746 Jul 12, 2014
LAST..........

Doesn't matter how ,it is the one kind of race WHEN you WANT to come in LAST!

"LATE" still hear my DAD saying "YOU'LL BE LATE FOR YOUR OWN FUNERAL" :) & ME reminding him that was a GREAT idea:) Rick

“Passionate Globetrotter”

Level 8

Since: May 12

Location hidden

#10747 Jul 13, 2014
Mass Murdering Maniac Managed Miami Motel - Ya checked in and can never check out..

“Don't worry about me, I"m fine”

Level 5

Since: Aug 13

middle of nowhere

#10748 Jul 14, 2014
Next ~~~Died in the waiting room; never got to hear your call, NEXT!

“If it ain't broke don't fix it”

Level 9

Since: Jul 09

Arcadia, LA.

#10749 Jul 15, 2014
O - Over-dosed on driving and fell asleep at the wheel.

“Don't worry about me, I"m fine”

Level 5

Since: Aug 13

middle of nowhere

#10750 Jul 15, 2014
P~ Picnic puts partner pacing with panic as ants pick petty crumbs!

“Hippie Single DAD, vet, Honest”

Level 6

Since: Apr 11

Steamboat Sprgs Colorado

#10751 Jul 15, 2014
Quicksilver poisoning.

“Right click Left click Yay!”

Level 7

Since: Dec 10

Nehwon

#10752 Jul 15, 2014
Maurice "Rocket" Richard rifling at shot off the right goal post and it ricocheted off your right skate back into goal.

While you won't die, you might wish you had with a lifetime of party questions of "Hey, you remember when Rocket Richard...."

“Passionate Globetrotter”

Level 8

Since: May 12

Location hidden

#10753 Jul 16, 2014
Sidewinder Slithered Silently, Striking..:(

“Hippie Single DAD, vet, Honest”

Level 6

Since: Apr 11

Steamboat Sprgs Colorado

#10755 Jul 16, 2014
TANKED but no tanks

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

Location hidden

#10756 Jul 16, 2014
U-Underneath the mountains and no way to get out....I think of those coal miners and their family.

“The Spotted Girl News Network”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Spotted World

#10757 Jul 16, 2014
V- violated rectally with a violin bow

Level 5

Since: Apr 11

Santa Monica, CA

#10758 Jul 16, 2014
Vivisection

“another beer ? sure why not”

Level 7

Since: Aug 12

Ghostville

#10759 Jul 16, 2014
W-Whirlpool Malfunction

“Hippie Single DAD, vet, Honest”

Level 6

Since: Apr 11

Steamboat Sprgs Colorado

#10760 Jul 16, 2014
Xerox -copy of your death warrant signed by the Governor at the last hour.
Rick
Level 2

Since: Oct 12

Location hidden

#10761 Jul 17, 2014
Yelling My Way, your way. Your neighbors did not appreciate your drunken yodeling rendition of this song at full volume in the alley at 3:00am. Throwing various heavy household items out their windows , they killed you their way.

Level 5

Since: Apr 11

Santa Monica, CA

#10762 Jul 17, 2014
Zap!

“Hippie Single DAD, vet, Honest”

Level 6

Since: Apr 11

Steamboat Sprgs Colorado

#10763 Jul 17, 2014

ANGST..........

Not normally deadly,BUT worrying about A-Z ways to die ,drove you into permanent hibernation.

“The Spotted Girl News Network”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Spotted World

#10764 Jul 17, 2014
Bolder rolls on top of you.

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