Alphabetical ways to die

Level 5

Since: Apr 11

Santa Monica, CA

#10702 Jun 2, 2014
Yanking young yaks, yikes!

“frequently laughing”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Hotel California

#10703 Jun 2, 2014
Zinger tea was poisoned

“Passionate Globetrotter”

Level 8

Since: May 12

Location hidden

#10704 Jun 2, 2014
Attacked!!...Atrocious Alien Abduction.

“Alive to live life”

Since: Nov 13

NYC Bronx

#10705 Jun 2, 2014
B- broken neck. broken heart.black out.boxing.bull fighting. Bronchitis. Brain damage bolt of lightning. Bolt gun . Bats Bite. blown up. Bomb Baseball bat. Bad food.

“Right click Left click Yay!”

Level 7

Since: Dec 10

Nehwon

#10706 Jun 2, 2014
Carnivorous critters crawling into your cavities while you catnap on the couch.

Sweet dreams!

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

.

#10707 Jun 2, 2014
Dozen Dazzling Damsels Doing Dagger Dance,Digging, Drivin' Deep Down with Dull Drool Dripping butter knives. Dayum I'm Done,, Duh!

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

.

#10708 Jun 2, 2014
Always Wary wrote:
Zinger tea was poisoned
Celestial Seasons?

“Right click Left click Yay!”

Level 7

Since: Dec 10

Nehwon

#10709 Jun 3, 2014
Evanescence entertaining and energizing everyone to engage enemies with eggplants.

Instigator

Fort White, FL

#10710 Jun 3, 2014
Flipping Fred Flint-stone the finger, he notices you're a fan of flipping... then he proceeds to do forty front flips on your face. Fortunately, it's not fatal!

Unfortunately, a flat bed truck full of ferocious frog men flattened your ambulance...and that was fatal.

“Hippie Single DAD, vet, Honest”

Level 6

Since: Apr 11

Steamboat Sprgs Colorado

#10711 Jun 3, 2014
Golf.

Who thought it. huh!
An old friend who runs an E.R. in a resort area ,between 2 courses,says the amount of people that have heart attacks & other conditions ,probably triggered by the heat,exercise etc. is is huge when compared to other sports Rick
Instigator

Fort White, FL

#10712 Jun 4, 2014
wichita-rick wrote:
Golf.
Who thought it. huh!
An old friend who runs an E.R. in a resort area ,between 2 courses,says the amount of people that have heart attacks & other conditions ,probably triggered by the heat,exercise etc. is is huge when compared to other sports Rick
Horribly Harrowing :(

Hi-jinx hamsters replacing regular golf balls with exploding ones, and finding it hysterically hilarious? Quit it, Hamsters! You're causing heart attacks!

“frequently laughing”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Hotel California

#10713 Jun 4, 2014
SLY WEST wrote:
<quoted text>
Celestial Seasons?
Yes :)

I - Icebergs
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Iceberg

“Hippie Single DAD, vet, Honest”

Level 6

Since: Apr 11

Steamboat Sprgs Colorado

#10714 Jun 4, 2014
JOB

It would kill some people I am sure. Rick

“Right click Left click Yay!”

Level 7

Since: Dec 10

Nehwon

#10715 Jun 4, 2014
Krispy Kreme Koupon

Buy one, get a K donuts free*.

*in small print - all 1024 donuts must be eaten in the store within one hour. If the consumer fails to eat all the donuts in the allotted time, the full purchase price will be charged to their credit card. Any medical services as a result of this offer is the full responsibility of the consumer. Offer void in Antarctica or where proscribed by law or where our lawyers have or may buy pending laws.

“Hippie Single DAD, vet, Honest”

Level 6

Since: Apr 11

Steamboat Sprgs Colorado

#10716 Jun 4, 2014
Liquor

is quicker ,get all your Liquor down in Costa rica ,ain't nobody's business but my own

“Right click Left click Yay!”

Level 7

Since: Dec 10

Nehwon

#10717 Jun 5, 2014
Motoring across the blue line with your head down.

&fe ature=kp
(skip to the 1 minute mark)

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

Location hidden

#10718 Jul 6, 2014
Nagging husband

Enzo49

“Vintage 1949”

Level 1

Since: Mar 13

...lightly salted...

#10719 Jul 6, 2014
Other~ After a full life, what better way to die than to be able to say with clear conscience that it's time and I'm ready...when the time comes...

“Hippie Single DAD, vet, Honest”

Level 6

Since: Apr 11

Steamboat Sprgs Colorado

#10720 Jul 6, 2014
pulmonary fibrosis

“Right click Left click Yay!”

Level 7

Since: Dec 10

Nehwon

#10721 Jul 6, 2014
Quentin Tarantino movie supporting actor.

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