Alphabetical ways to die
Level 2

Since: Oct 12

Location hidden

#10638 May 16, 2014
Slithering succubus snakes sneakily up your silken sheets while you sleep. Silently it sensuously slobbers and savors the sweet syrup of your cerebospinal fluids leaving a desiccated husk behind.
Dr Fill

Huntington, NY

#10639 May 16, 2014
Tuberculosis of the Testes.

Level 5

Since: Apr 11

Santa Monica, CA

#10640 May 16, 2014
Uncontained Uranium

“Don't worry about me, I"m fine”

Level 5

Since: Aug 13

middle of nowhere

#10641 May 16, 2014
Volatile Vodka

“Passionate Globetrotter”

Level 8

Since: May 12

Location hidden

#10642 May 16, 2014
Wicked, Wicked Wine.

“The Spotted Girl News Network”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Spotted World

#10643 May 17, 2014
X-ray machine explodes.
Level 6

Since: Jan 10

Location hidden

#10644 May 17, 2014
Y.M.C.A.- You sing this in the wrong shower room and all the Macho Men beat you to death.
http://youtu.be/3HO2UVdgmYw
http://youtu.be/AO43p2Wqc08
Level 2

Since: Nov 08

Location hidden

#10645 May 17, 2014
Zillion dollars falls out of the sky and breaks your neck.

“Passionate Globetrotter”

Level 8

Since: May 12

Location hidden

#10646 May 17, 2014
Amateur Acrobatic Accident.

“Right click Left click Yay!”

Level 7

Since: Dec 10

Nehwon

#10647 May 17, 2014
Baseball bat to the beard.
Instigator

Fort White, FL

#10648 May 18, 2014
Creating a time machine... but something goes horribly wrong, and your machine materializes on top the very first life form (that was supposedly contained in the primordial ooze).... thereby killing everyone and everything.

“Alive to live life”

Since: Nov 13

NYC Bronx

#10649 May 18, 2014
D- driving.drifting.dope.drugs.da nger Voltag. drowning.dangle.deaf&dumb

Level 5

Since: Apr 11

Santa Monica, CA

#10650 May 18, 2014
Erotic endeavors with elephants.
interested

Huntington, WV

#10651 May 18, 2014
F- fist fighting

“Don't worry about me, I"m fine”

Level 5

Since: Aug 13

middle of nowhere

#10652 May 18, 2014
G~ Gigantic gorilla guts you in the garage!
Level 2

Since: Nov 08

Location hidden

#10653 May 18, 2014
Hated to death by social media.

“Don't worry about me, I"m fine”

Level 5

Since: Aug 13

middle of nowhere

#10654 May 18, 2014
I ~ Illegal Immigrant Ice's you for initiating Immigration Investigation!

“Ante Omnia Armari”

Since: Nov 07

"You get back what you give"

#10655 May 18, 2014
juice/steroids

“Right click Left click Yay!”

Level 7

Since: Dec 10

Nehwon

#10657 May 19, 2014
Apologies for the dashes in the previous post.

Apparently, fruits are topix censored.
Level 2

Since: Oct 12

Location hidden

#10658 May 20, 2014
Kiwi in a fruit salad makes you allergic. As you fall into convulsions a curious Kiwi bird comes along and pecks your eyeballs out.

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