Alphabetical ways to die

“frequently laughing”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Hotel California

#10562 Apr 24, 2014
Cables snapped, the tram you're riding in plummets to the ground.
Swordfish

Medford, NY

#10563 Apr 24, 2014
Deranged lunatic beheads you with a sabre.

“frequently laughing”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Hotel California

#10564 Apr 24, 2014
Freighter hits your sailboat

“Don't worry about me, I"m fine”

Level 5

Since: Aug 13

middle of nowhere

#10565 Apr 24, 2014
Gross grime give you gastrointestinal grunge
Bubonic Plague

Medford, NY

#10566 Apr 24, 2014
Harley gives you a fatal disease.

Since: Mar 14

Old Saybrook, CT

#10567 Apr 25, 2014
Icicle through the eye

“Don't worry about me, I"m fine”

Level 5

Since: Aug 13

middle of nowhere

#10568 Apr 25, 2014
Jumping beans you ate for lunch jiggle you to death!

“frequently laughing”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Hotel California

#10569 Apr 25, 2014
Kerfuffle turns into a duel.
cowboy

Columbus, OH

#10570 Apr 25, 2014
Trampled by longhorns
cowboy

Columbus, OH

#10571 Apr 25, 2014
Lanced by longhorns

“Don't worry about me, I"m fine”

Level 5

Since: Aug 13

middle of nowhere

#10572 Apr 25, 2014
Mauled by mongrels in Madagascar

“Right click Left click Yay!”

Level 7

Since: Dec 10

Nehwon

#10573 Apr 25, 2014
Nightshade fruit you misidentified for a cherry tomato.

“Passionate Globetrotter”

Level 8

Since: May 12

Location hidden

#10574 Apr 26, 2014
O - Obnoxious Ogre Overturned The Boat.
Earthling

United States

#10575 Apr 26, 2014
P-porcupine parachutes into your pajamas and gives you an aids infected prick.

Since: Mar 14

Old Saybrook, CT

#10577 Apr 27, 2014
Quickie in a hurricane

“Hippie Single DAD, vet, Honest”

Level 6

Since: Apr 11

Steamboat Sprgs Colorado

#10578 Apr 27, 2014
Reich.
(Third)

“Don't worry about me, I"m fine”

Level 5

Since: Aug 13

middle of nowhere

#10579 Apr 28, 2014
Seven Severely Sick Sisters Stick you in a Stinky Sock!

“Passionate Globetrotter”

Level 8

Since: May 12

Location hidden

#10580 Apr 28, 2014
Nobody 2 Special wrote:
Seven Severely Sick Sisters Stick you in a Stinky Sock!
Ten Twisted Teenagers Terminally Terrified you with Tantrums.

“frequently laughing”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Hotel California

#10581 Apr 28, 2014
Unimaginably ugly urchins urge an uprising in the Ukraine, you're caught in the middle.

“Don't worry about me, I"m fine”

Level 5

Since: Aug 13

middle of nowhere

#10582 Apr 28, 2014
Ugly Urban Underclassmen Urge you to Use Underground Utopia enhancer

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