Alphabetical ways to die

Level 5

Since: Apr 11

Los Angeles, CA

#10514 Apr 8, 2014
J - Jumping off of a tall building
beatlesinthebog

Palmerston North, New Zealand

#10515 Apr 8, 2014
Kind old lady helps you cross the street........too late you discover she's blind.

“Don't worry about me, I"m fine”

Level 5

Since: Aug 13

middle of nowhere

#10516 Apr 9, 2014
L ~ licking dog covers you in drool and you drown!

“Hippie Single DAD, vet, Honest”

Level 6

Since: Apr 11

Steamboat Sprgs Colorado

#10517 Apr 9, 2014
Mack- The Knife

"On the sidewalk, one Sunday mornin'
Lies a body oozin' life
Someone's sneaking 'round the corner
Could that someone, perhaps, perchance, be Mack the Knife?"

“Passionate Globetrotter”

Level 8

Since: May 12

Location hidden

#10518 Apr 9, 2014
N - Nurse Practitioner impersonator treats you..you are toast.

Level 5

Since: Apr 11

Los Angeles, CA

#10519 Apr 9, 2014
Oxygen - well, lack thereof.

“Hippie Single DAD, vet, Honest”

Level 6

Since: Apr 11

Steamboat Sprgs Colorado

#10520 Apr 9, 2014
Promiscuity,being promiscuous :)

Maybe I see to much crime t.v.:) but but it seems to be a pretty universal way to find death by any no. of creative ways. Rick
beatlesinthebog

Palmerston North, New Zealand

#10521 Apr 10, 2014
Quislings point out to the Nazis the shed you're hiding in.
Sam

South Lebanon, OH

#10522 Apr 10, 2014
R - Reported to death by The Ferret (Topix death)

S - Smothered to death by finding yourself in the middle of a pile of PIE SOCKS (Topix death)

T - Taxed to death by f**king idiot liberals (Reality)

“Don't worry about me, I"m fine”

Level 5

Since: Aug 13

middle of nowhere

#10523 Apr 10, 2014
U ~ Umbrella snaps shut during use, effectively collapsing your head!

Level 5

Since: Apr 11

Los Angeles, CA

#10524 Apr 10, 2014
Sam wrote:
R - Reported to death by The Ferret (Topix death)
S - Smothered to death by finding yourself in the middle of a pile of PIE SOCKS (Topix death)
T - Taxed to death by f**king idiot liberals (Reality)
U -ugh. A con dumb's "life" is nothing but one long rant against liberals. And con dumbs have to make every-fkn-thing a political issue.
Can't you sociopaths (same thing as conservative) leave at least this one subject untouched by your irrational babble and hatred?
I'm guessing, "No".

Level 5

Since: Apr 11

Los Angeles, CA

#10525 Apr 10, 2014
V - Vicodin

“Don't worry about me, I"m fine”

Level 5

Since: Aug 13

middle of nowhere

#10526 Apr 10, 2014
Wax ~ Decided to have a Brazilian wax on honor of spring, died of pain as Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiipppppppp pppppppppp! Off came the wax and winter fur!

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

Location hidden

#10527 Apr 10, 2014
Now that is funny.... but sounds very painful.

X-rayed too many times and died on the doctor's table. Sounds like a law suit in the making.

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

Location hidden

#10528 Apr 10, 2014
Where's my tip?

Level 5

Since: Apr 11

Los Angeles, CA

#10529 Apr 10, 2014
X - Xenu the evil galactic overlord.
Sam

Dayton, OH

#10530 Apr 10, 2014
Rose_NoHo wrote:
X - Xenu the evil galactic overlord.
Y - Y don't you shut the hell up, dummy?

Just kidding, how's it hangin', Rosie Palms? Ahhhh, "con dumbs"...brings back memories. You're not related to RTQ are you???????
Level 2

Since: Oct 12

Location hidden

#10531 Apr 11, 2014
Z - Zebu's gone wild. Stampede and trample you.

“Don't worry about me, I"m fine”

Level 5

Since: Aug 13

middle of nowhere

#10532 Apr 11, 2014
A ~ Azz kisser gets nose stuck, dies of azz-fixiation!

Level 5

Since: Apr 11

Los Angeles, CA

#10533 Apr 11, 2014
B - Bitten by a shark

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