Alphabetical ways to die

“If it ain't broke don't fix it”

Level 9

Since: Jul 09

Arcadia, LA.

#10311 Jan 8, 2014
wichita-rick wrote:
F.O.D - Foreign object damage.
Always hated doing FOD walkdowns.

G - George Bush did it.

“frequently laughing”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Hotel California

#10312 Jan 8, 2014
H - Heart failure
Level 2

Since: Oct 12

Location hidden

#10313 Jan 8, 2014
That Hunk-a hunk-a burning love went home with you, and kept burning every time you peed.
You didn't go to the doctor. You been gone-a-real long time now.

“Don't worry about me, I"m fine”

Level 5

Since: Aug 13

middle of nowhere

#10314 Jan 8, 2014
H~ Helluva good time last night.(but it was soooooooooooo worth it!)

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#10315 Jan 8, 2014
Infarction (myocardial).

Level 5

Since: Apr 11

Panorama City, CA

#10316 Jan 8, 2014
J - Jumping off of a tall building.
Level 2

Since: Oct 12

Location hidden

#10317 Jan 8, 2014
Ketamine overdose

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

Location hidden

#10318 Jan 8, 2014
L-Lost in this forgotten world....

“Hippie Single DAD, vet, Honest”

Level 6

Since: Apr 11

Steamboat Sprgs Colorado

#10319 Jan 8, 2014
MUSIC!

Mother always telling me, listening to that dam# Hippie Cra# was going to kill me. r.i.p. Mom. Rick

“Don't worry about me, I"m fine”

Level 5

Since: Aug 13

middle of nowhere

#10320 Jan 9, 2014
N~ noose around the neck

“frequently laughing”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Hotel California

#10321 Jan 9, 2014
O -ore mining accident

“Don't worry about me, I"m fine”

Level 5

Since: Aug 13

middle of nowhere

#10322 Jan 9, 2014
P~ pig attack

“frequently laughing”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Hotel California

#10323 Jan 9, 2014
Q- queen orders your beheading

“Don't worry about me, I"m fine”

Level 5

Since: Aug 13

middle of nowhere

#10324 Jan 9, 2014
R~ restaurant nightmare--death via bacteria and eboli

Level 5

Since: Apr 11

Panorama City, CA

#10325 Jan 9, 2014
S - Stabbing. He ran into my knife, 10 times.

“Don't worry about me, I"m fine”

Level 5

Since: Aug 13

middle of nowhere

#10326 Jan 9, 2014
T~ Tines--of a pitchfork stabbed in your back
beatlesinthebog

Palmerston North, New Zealand

#10327 Jan 9, 2014
Unusual lights in the sky beckon...........(you were warned)

“So it's not you, It's them?”

Level 9

Since: Jun 11

Location hidden

#10328 Jan 9, 2014
U - Uvula malfunction...

“So it's not you, It's them?”

Level 9

Since: Jun 11

Location hidden

#10329 Jan 9, 2014
V - Varmits in the crawl space under your double wide.

“Hippie Single DAD, vet, Honest”

Level 6

Since: Apr 11

Steamboat Sprgs Colorado

#10330 Jan 9, 2014
Wasted..................in a gutter.

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