Alphabetical ways to die

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Dec 24, 2013
 
Not watching what you're writing and get clubbed like a seal pup!

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Dec 24, 2013
 
O~ overindulgence of holiday goodies---death by cookie!!!

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Dec 25, 2013
 
Q - quill dipped in poison shot into you

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Dec 25, 2013
 
R ~ Ravaged by a pack of raging rooftop Reindeer.

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Dec 25, 2013
 
S~ Squished--Santa sat on your lap, after his big night of eating cookies!
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Dec 25, 2013
 
Ten santa's fighting for the best position accidently trample you.

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Dec 26, 2013
 
V~ Venison attack. The hunted becomes the hunter and gores you to death with its antlers!!!
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Dec 26, 2013
 
Willie Nelson sings loudly in your ear !

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Dec 26, 2013
 
Eat after reading!

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Dec 31, 2013
 
O - ovary explodes

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X - X-ray machine malfunctions and cooks you.

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Y - Yaw Rate malfunction!

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Z~ Zee knife in the back!

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Jan 1, 2014
 
A - Amputation of the head

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B~ bunches of alcohol

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O- Ocean voyage ends tragically

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P~ Petting lion against the grain

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Row, row, Rowing your boat gently up the stream.
Wears you out.
You fall into the water get swallowed by a trout.
Unlike Johna in the whale,
you don't have time to pray.
The table's have turned
life's not fair
you're the fish fillet.

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S - salt and you're a slug :)

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