Alphabetical ways to die
Level 6

Since: Jan 10

Location hidden

#10241 Dec 19, 2013
Always Wary wrote:
Very witty Tink!
----------G- Grandma got run over by a reindeer.
Thank you Wary!
:-)'s -n- O's -n- <3's

M - Mauled, trampled, and Mangled to death in a Maniacal Mass of Maddened Moms fighting over a last Minute Merry Christmas Marked down Mistletoe sale.

“Don't worry about me, I"m fine”

Level 5

Since: Aug 13

middle of nowhere

#10242 Dec 19, 2013
N~ nocked (sp) off by an angry elf!!!
Level 2

Since: Oct 12

Location hidden

#10243 Dec 20, 2013
O - Oppressive ogres outlaw all individuality.
Orange you glad you got a hair cut last week?
beatlesinthebog

Palmerston North, New Zealand

#10245 Dec 20, 2013
Quizzed by police...wrong anwer....shot by police

Level 5

Since: Apr 11

Panorama City, CA

#10247 Dec 20, 2013
Stabbed by, well, by anybody...

“Hippie Single DAD, vet, Honest”

Level 6

Since: Apr 11

Steamboat Sprgs Colorado

#10249 Dec 20, 2013
UGLY- Fell out the ugly tree & hit every branch on the way down
Rick
beatlesinthebog

Palmerston North, New Zealand

#10250 Dec 22, 2013
Viagra overdose causes head to explode....at crucial moment!
Krypteia

Brighton, UK

#10251 Dec 22, 2013
Wanking overdose..

“Sing a song of 6 pence”

Level 7

Since: Jun 12

Pocket full of wry

#10252 Dec 22, 2013
W~While pulling on the wishbone from your turkey dinner. You pulled too hard. It snapped and you stab yourself through the eye into the brain with the sharp jagged edge.

Revision:
Basically that would be a frontal lobotomy. You wouldn't necessary be dead, so much as a zombie.
beatlesinthebog

Palmerston North, New Zealand

#10253 Dec 22, 2013
Krypteia wrote:
Wanking overdose..
If yer ever need a hand Krypto..........hahahahahahaha
beatlesinthebog

Palmerston North, New Zealand

#10254 Dec 22, 2013
X-rated movie and Viagra mix leads to ^^^^^..... see above !

“Sing a song of 6 pence”

Level 7

Since: Jun 12

Pocket full of wry

#10255 Dec 22, 2013
Y wasn't Krypteia's W post there before I wrote that? Oh the humiliation. I'm gonna die of embarrassment.
Krypteia

Brighton, UK

#10256 Dec 22, 2013
beatlesinthebog wrote:
<quoted text>If yer ever need a hand Krypto..........hahahahahahaha
Thanks mate,I like you but not that much thanks all the same,lol
beatlesinthebog

Palmerston North, New Zealand

#10257 Dec 22, 2013
Zee words are choking,monsieur.......I deed not offer moi hand (vous cheeky monkee !!!)
Level 2

Since: Oct 12

Location hidden

#10259 Dec 23, 2013
B-Ballistic elves on strike bomb the workshop with you in it. No Christmas bonus for you!

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

Location hidden

#10260 Dec 23, 2013
Choke on a banana..

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#10261 Dec 23, 2013
D-Digging Ditches for a living....and your partner HITS ya OVER the head with a Shovel...and Covers ya with the dirt...++he snickers++..."That'll Teach ya to MESS AROUND with my WIFE"..!!!!

“DON'T FORGET YO FLU SHOT”

Level 3

Since: Apr 13

Location hidden

#10262 Dec 23, 2013
Chocking on sour balls

“Don't worry about me, I"m fine”

Level 5

Since: Aug 13

middle of nowhere

#10263 Dec 23, 2013
E~ Eaten by a pack of wolves

Level 5

Since: Jun 12

Location hidden

#10264 Dec 24, 2013
F- frosting overload!

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