Alphabetical ways to die

“Quite Contrary”

Level 3

Since: Nov 12

Location hidden

#10221 Dec 7, 2013
Transporter malfunction
beatlesinthebog

Auckland, New Zealand

#10222 Dec 8, 2013
Uniform supplied when you join police force is far too tight around neck and Captain insists on top button being fastened,you pass out doing traffic duty during Friday rush hour.....4012 cars run over you!

“Don't worry about me, I"m fine”

Level 5

Since: Aug 13

middle of nowhere

#10223 Dec 9, 2013
V~ victim of lumpy oatmeal, choked to death!!!!
Drained

Huntington, NY

#10224 Dec 9, 2013
Wife slits your throat during PMS episode.

“frequently laughing”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Hotel California

#10225 Dec 9, 2013
X - xanthocarpous fear and that's all there is to eat so you die.

Level 5

Since: Apr 11

Los Angeles, CA

#10226 Dec 9, 2013
X Rays give you fatal radiation overdose.

“So it's not you, It's them?”

Level 9

Since: Jun 11

Location hidden

#10227 Dec 9, 2013
Z - Zebra stampede!!! Your all-Zebra petting zoo idea ends badly.

“frequently laughing”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Hotel California

#10228 Dec 9, 2013
A- Alcohol
beatlesinthebog

Auckland, New Zealand

#10229 Dec 9, 2013
Burst after eating a complete shark....live!

“So it's not you, It's them?”

Level 9

Since: Jun 11

Location hidden

#10230 Dec 9, 2013
B - Bonk bonk on the head... That'll leave a mark!
beatlesinthebog

Auckland, New Zealand

#10231 Dec 9, 2013
Catch a falling star.
whatawaytogo

Tempe, AZ

#10232 Dec 9, 2013
D-Drown in a beer vat
beatlesinthebog

Auckland, New Zealand

#10233 Dec 9, 2013
Eat a horse
Level 6

Since: Jan 10

Location hidden

#10234 Dec 10, 2013
F - The Fearsome Foursome of Topix Friendly apocalypse, Fatally pin the Failed troll tail on you.
Your profile and online persona are Forever banished to the Ethernet's Fiery Firmament.
Fair thee well and happy Festivus Fellow Freakazoids.
;-D

“frequently laughing”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Hotel California

#10235 Dec 10, 2013
Very witty Tink!

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G- Grandma got run over by a reindeer.

“The Spotted Girl News Network”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Spotted World

#10236 Dec 10, 2013
H - house catches on fire

Level 5

Since: Apr 11

Panorama City, CA

#10237 Dec 10, 2013
I - Ice pick through the heart

“Passionate Globetrotter”

Level 8

Since: May 12

Location hidden

#10238 Dec 18, 2013
Rose_NoHo wrote:
I - Ice pick through the heart
J - Jury finds you guilty and you receive death penalty.

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#10239 Dec 18, 2013
K-Kangaroo stampede..

“Don't worry about me, I"m fine”

Level 5

Since: Aug 13

middle of nowhere

#10240 Dec 19, 2013
L~ lights come alive and include you in the tangle.....strangulation by Christmas lights!

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