Alphabetical ways to die
beatlesinthebog

Palmerston North, New Zealand

#10174 Nov 26, 2013
Heavily sedated but the pain from being gouged in the gonads is too much and you jump out the window and impale yourself on a spiked fence and die a lingering death...albeit with panache!
Skewered Nuts

Huntington, NY

#10175 Nov 26, 2013
Impaled gonads on a fence spike while jumping out of an apartment wondow running away from the chicks husband.

Level 5

Since: Apr 11

Panorama City, CA

#10176 Nov 26, 2013
Junk food - trans fats

“So it's not you, It's them?”

Level 9

Since: Jun 11

Location hidden

#10177 Nov 26, 2013
K - Klingons! Admit it! You'd like to party with those guys!

Level 9

Since: Mar 10

Location hidden

#10178 Nov 26, 2013
L ~ Latkes, overeating those delicious but binding potato cakes for this Hanukkah/Thanksgiving holiday.

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

Location hidden

#10179 Nov 27, 2013
M-Murdered by someone you met on the internet...
beatlesinthebog

New Zealand

#10180 Nov 27, 2013
Naughty mugger takes your wallet and knifes you anyway because there's only a coupla hundred in it!

Spotted Girl

“The Spotted Girl News Network”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Spotted World

#10181 Nov 27, 2013
O - oatmeal shoved down your throat.

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

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#10183 Nov 27, 2013
P- Plague Plugs your Pulmonary Plumbing

Spotted Girl

“The Spotted Girl News Network”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Spotted World

#10184 Nov 27, 2013
Q - Quaalude overdose

Level 5

Since: Apr 11

Panorama City, CA

#10185 Nov 27, 2013
Radiation

“Don't worry about me, I"m fine”

Level 5

Since: Aug 13

middle of nowhere

#10187 Nov 28, 2013
Turkey ~ death by turkey explosion! You ate to much and stomach simply explodes!

(Happy Thanksgiving to all!)

“Quite Contrary”

Level 3

Since: Nov 12

Location hidden

#10188 Nov 28, 2013
Nobody 2 Special wrote:
Turkey ~ death by turkey explosion! You ate to much and stomach simply explodes!
(Happy Thanksgiving to all!)
I think Monte Python demonstrated how grotesque that would actually be. Still love that movie though. If you haven't watched The Meaning of Life, you should.:)

“Quite Contrary”

Level 3

Since: Nov 12

Location hidden

#10189 Nov 28, 2013
U - Underload Syndrome

bordom...depression...death

Spotted Girl

“The Spotted Girl News Network”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Spotted World

#10190 Nov 28, 2013
V - Vitamin overdose

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

Location hidden

#10191 Nov 28, 2013
W-Worked to death without food or water...

Spotted Girl

“The Spotted Girl News Network”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Spotted World

#10192 Nov 28, 2013
X - Xylophone shoved up large intestine
Chinaman

Huntington, NY

#10194 Nov 29, 2013
Yellow Fever

“frequently laughing”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Hotel California

#10196 Dec 3, 2013
Z - Zeppelin accident
beatlesinthebog

Auckland, New Zealand

#10197 Dec 3, 2013
A hugely obese (and short-sighted man) mistakes you for a chair.

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