Alphabetical ways to die

“So it's not you, It's them?”

Level 9

Since: Jun 11

Location hidden

#10088 Nov 2, 2013
I - Ice pick...right here!*points at forehead*

“The Spotted Girl News Network”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Spotted World

#10089 Nov 2, 2013
J - jackknifing a tractor-trailer

“Passionate Globetrotter”

Level 8

Since: May 12

Location hidden

#10090 Nov 3, 2013
K - Killed dead as a door nail...

“Don't worry about me, I"m fine”

Level 5

Since: Aug 13

middle of nowhere

#10091 Nov 3, 2013
Lonely, wonder if you can really die from loneliness?
Level 5

Since: May 13

Location hidden

#10092 Nov 3, 2013
Mowed over by a lawn mower...

“The Spotted Girl News Network”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Spotted World

#10093 Nov 3, 2013
N - nailed through the heart with a nail gun

Level 9

Since: Apr 10

Location hidden

#10094 Nov 3, 2013
Outgunned-In a shootout

“USER BANNED”

Since: Jul 13

Posts removed by Topix

#10095 Nov 3, 2013
p. Pneumonia

Level 5

Since: Apr 11

Los Angeles, CA

#10096 Nov 3, 2013
Overdose
Level 6

Since: Jan 10

Location hidden

#10097 Nov 4, 2013
Q - Quantum leap GPS failure.
Quickly drops ya into a quarry hopper and your molecules are crushed before they can reassemble.
Grandma

Huntington, NY

#10098 Nov 4, 2013
Run over by a reindeer.

“The Spotted Girl News Network”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Spotted World

#10099 Nov 4, 2013
S - shook to death
beatlesinthebog

New Zealand

#10102 Nov 5, 2013
Uterus explode unexpectly.

“frequently laughing”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Hotel California

#10103 Nov 5, 2013
V - venereal disease

“So it's not you, It's them?”

Level 9

Since: Jun 11

Location hidden

#10104 Nov 5, 2013
W - Wiffle bat...after about 10,000 blows to the melon with one...

“If it ain't broke don't fix it”

Level 9

Since: Jul 09

Arcadia, LA.

#10105 Nov 5, 2013
X-Xray techinician wouldn't give you the xrays your needed to see what was wrong with you, thanks to Oblunder cancelling your insurance.

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

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#10106 Nov 5, 2013
Y- Young Ying Yang Yankee Yuppie in a Yellow Yugo runs over You...Y oh Y?

Level 8

Since: Oct 08

Location hidden

#10107 Nov 12, 2013
Zoo animals mistook you for dinner

“frequently laughing”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Hotel California

#10108 Nov 12, 2013
A -Anaconda, from the zoo, is hungry

“Don't worry about me, I"m fine”

Level 5

Since: Aug 13

middle of nowhere

#10109 Nov 12, 2013
B~bored to death!

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