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“Fluffy arctic foxes”

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#9770
Aug 31, 2013
 
J - Joker confused you for Jason Todd
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#9771
Aug 31, 2013
 
Kept man of Madonna.

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#9772
Sep 1, 2013
 

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Locked in a room with Lady Gaga
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Sep 1, 2013
 

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V = vivisection. Disemboweled alive!
Q = quartering. Such as all four arms/legs harnessed to strong horses or vehicles, and the person pulled apart so that all four limbs pop off the torso simultaneously.
I = imploding. Such as a suicide bomber with the best of explosives, when they detonate the mass of the human body is pushed inwardly in the fraction of a second, and then turns into a fine red mist spread over large area
S = splat. Such as tossed out of a high-altitude aircraft without a parachute! Also see "T" for "thump"

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Sep 1, 2013
 

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M - Eatin by a ((( MANEATER)))

“ Woodstock Anyone?”

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#9775
Sep 1, 2013
 
Nodding off while driving

“Thinking Fellers Local 420”

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Sunbright, TN

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Sep 2, 2013
 

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Overdosed on Bacon

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#9777
Sep 2, 2013
 
Plucked your eyes instead of your eyebrows by accident.

“Thinking Fellers Local 420”

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Sunbright, TN

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#9778
Sep 2, 2013
 
Quit taking my blood pressure pills.

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New York, NY

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#9779
Sep 2, 2013
 
R- Reclined in my favorite chair with one last last glass of bourbon...

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Sep 2, 2013
 

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sentenced to listen to Michael Bolton songs...Nooooooooo!!!

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#9781
Sep 3, 2013
 
T - trapped in a room with a sexomaniac

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Sep 3, 2013
 

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Uterus explosion.

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#9783
Sep 3, 2013
 
V - Vipers

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#9784
Sep 3, 2013
 
Walrus gores you at the nude beach.
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#9785
Sep 3, 2013
 
Waiting for 100th birthday.
beatlesinthebog

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#9786
Sep 3, 2013
 
DILF wrote:
Walrus gores you at the nude beach.
Sorry Dilf...couldn't think of an X!

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#9787
Sep 4, 2013
 
X - X-rayed every single day for several months (way too much X-ray radiation is really bad for you)

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#9788
Sep 4, 2013
 
Y- Yellow Fever

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#9789
Sep 4, 2013
 
Yemini Suicide bomber detonates next to you on the bus.

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