Alphabetical ways to die

“Grateful,Humble, and Blessed!!”

Level 5

Since: Jan 13

Location hidden

#9765 Aug 31, 2013
F-Fratricide

“268th Attack Hel Bn”

Level 8

Since: May 07

AH-1S Cobra

#9766 Aug 31, 2013
D - Damn gravity accelerating at 32 ft/sec^2
After 4 seconds you're gonna bounce....hard.
beatlesinthebog

Porirua, New Zealand

#9767 Aug 31, 2013
Great balls of fire.

Level 3

Since: Jun 13

Location hidden

#9768 Aug 31, 2013
Halo broke and impaled you

“229 Strong”

Level 8

Since: Nov 11

Climax, Kentucky

#9769 Aug 31, 2013
I was imprisoned and made to listen to Miley Cyrus albums 24/7.

Level 8

Since: Oct 08

Location hidden

#9770 Aug 31, 2013
J - Joker confused you for Jason Todd
beatlesinthebog

Porirua, New Zealand

#9771 Aug 31, 2013
Kept man of Madonna.

Level 3

Since: Jun 13

Location hidden

#9772 Sep 1, 2013
Locked in a room with Lady Gaga
Caligula_341

Portland, OR

#9773 Sep 1, 2013
V = vivisection. Disemboweled alive!
Q = quartering. Such as all four arms/legs harnessed to strong horses or vehicles, and the person pulled apart so that all four limbs pop off the torso simultaneously.
I = imploding. Such as a suicide bomber with the best of explosives, when they detonate the mass of the human body is pushed inwardly in the fraction of a second, and then turns into a fine red mist spread over large area
S = splat. Such as tossed out of a high-altitude aircraft without a parachute! Also see "T" for "thump"

“DON'T FORGET YO FLU SHOT”

Level 3

Since: Apr 13

Location hidden

#9774 Sep 1, 2013
M - Eatin by a ((( MANEATER)))

“ Woodstock Anyone?”

Level 4

Since: Oct 12

Location hidden

#9775 Sep 1, 2013
Nodding off while driving

“229 Strong”

Level 8

Since: Nov 11

Climax, Kentucky

#9776 Sep 2, 2013
Overdosed on Bacon

Level 3

Since: Jun 13

Location hidden

#9777 Sep 2, 2013
Plucked your eyes instead of your eyebrows by accident.

“229 Strong”

Level 8

Since: Nov 11

Climax, Kentucky

#9778 Sep 2, 2013
Quit taking my blood pressure pills.

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

Location hidden

#9779 Sep 2, 2013
R- Reclined in my favorite chair with one last last glass of bourbon...

Since: Nov 10

Location hidden

#9780 Sep 2, 2013
sentenced to listen to Michael Bolton songs...Nooooooooo!!!

Level 8

Since: Oct 08

Location hidden

#9781 Sep 3, 2013
T - trapped in a room with a sexomaniac

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#9782 Sep 3, 2013
Uterus explosion.

“frequently laughing”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Hotel California

#9783 Sep 3, 2013
V - Vipers

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#9784 Sep 3, 2013
Walrus gores you at the nude beach.

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