Alphabetical ways to die

“If you're happy & you know it”

Level 7

Since: Feb 13

clap your hands!

#9596 Aug 6, 2013
Octopus entangles you, dragging you under & causing you to drown.

“Go Bucs”

Level 8

Since: Nov 11

Xenia, OH

#9597 Aug 6, 2013
Pills
Level 8

Since: Aug 12

Location hidden

#9598 Aug 7, 2013
q. Quick!!!!!!!!
...ah, too late :(

“frequently laughing”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Hotel California

#9599 Aug 7, 2013
Rustlers nab you and take you to a slaughter house (obviously you are a cow)

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#9600 Aug 7, 2013
Shot by a Bad Cat Owner.

“frequently laughing”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Hotel California

#9601 Aug 7, 2013
Troll bridge you failed to pay the toll so the troll killed you.

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#9602 Aug 7, 2013
Unicorn suddenly jumped up while you were playing leapfrog with it.......

“frequently laughing”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Hotel California

#9603 Aug 7, 2013
Valentine candy was poisoned

Level 5

Since: May 13

Location hidden

#9605 Aug 7, 2013
Vampire bats sucks all your blood

“I know where you are,”

Level 8

Since: Jun 08

Right here under my thumb

#9607 Aug 7, 2013
Vernus Dilusional

“Tickle me Pink.”

Level 8

Since: Oct 08

Location hidden

#9608 Aug 7, 2013
Venus Flytrap mistook your head for a fly...

“Will cause trouble when bored”

Level 6

Since: Dec 12

Location hidden

#9609 Aug 7, 2013
Ventured out on a limb for someone when u shouldn't have. They sawed it off and vamped as u crashed to Ur death.

“Spy vrs Spy”

Level 8

Since: Oct 10

King George, VA

#9610 Aug 7, 2013
Vertebrae visible, back stabbed.

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#9611 Aug 7, 2013
milwaukee69 wrote:
Vernus Davies
(funny that the initials are "VD"....heh)

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#9612 Aug 7, 2013
Walrus tusk to the groin.

“Will cause trouble when bored”

Level 6

Since: Dec 12

Location hidden

#9613 Aug 7, 2013
xtraordinarily large box of socks fell from above hitting u in the head.

Level 2

Since: Jul 13

Location hidden

#9614 Aug 7, 2013
Totally ripped and fall over a cliff.

“Spy vrs Spy”

Level 8

Since: Oct 10

King George, VA

#9615 Aug 7, 2013
Yard Work, I told her it was too hot.

“here for fun”

Level 5

Since: May 13

Location hidden

#9616 Aug 7, 2013
Lylah wrote:
xtraordinarily large box of socks fell from above hitting u in the head.
I just mailed you 20 dozen cases of socks to you house

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#9617 Aug 8, 2013
Zebra stampede.

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