Alphabetical ways to die

“Reflective thoughts.”

Level 8

Since: Oct 08

Location hidden

#9574 Aug 3, 2013
W - Wonky (stoned) walruses impale you with their giant tusks

Level 9

Since: May 12

Bristol, UK

#9575 Aug 3, 2013
X---"X-men" attack.

“CANDY IS DANDY”

Level 8

Since: Oct 10

BUT LIQUOR IS QUICKER

#9576 Aug 3, 2013
Y- Yellow dye #5 rots your brain.
Level 8

Since: Aug 12

Location hidden

#9577 Aug 4, 2013
z. Zorro the man in the mask
I took his mask off... he objected

“268th Attack Hel Bn”

Level 8

Since: May 07

AH-1S Cobra

#9578 Aug 4, 2013
A - Amp-meter. the current shown is enough to kill you, and does when you touch both posts.

“Sing a song of 6 pence”

Level 7

Since: Jun 12

Pocket full of wry

#9579 Aug 4, 2013
B~Bee sting. No Benadryl. By~by

Level 6

Since: Apr 13

Location hidden

#9580 Aug 4, 2013
C - Comically Clobbered to death by Clowns Carrying Concealed Cucumbers and Carrots
Level 8

Since: Aug 12

Location hidden

#9581 Aug 5, 2013
d. Dracula been laying Dormant... Don't open that! and Don't Do that..... but I did ..Drained

“My Bad! Just hold me. ”

Level 9

Since: Aug 07

Orion's Belt

#9584 Aug 5, 2013
E-ejaculated down your mother's leg. Never made it to the big time!

“I'm Back!”

Level 4

Since: Aug 13

United States

#9585 Aug 5, 2013
DC tells it like it is wrote:
E-ejaculated down your mother's leg. Never made it to the big time!
ROFLMMAO! And, EWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

“I'm Back!”

Level 4

Since: Aug 13

Virginia Beach, VA

#9586 Aug 5, 2013
F-Frito Pies; ate too many and had a heart attack.
beatlesinthebog

New Zealand

#9587 Aug 6, 2013
Grab a would be suicide as they prepare to jump ..........ooops,it's no movie!

“Reflective thoughts.”

Level 8

Since: Oct 08

Location hidden

#9588 Aug 6, 2013
H - Hackey Sack hits you in the jewels

“A *wink* and a smile!!”

Level 8

Since: Apr 10

USA

#9589 Aug 6, 2013
I- Ice storm freezes you like an ice cube.

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#9590 Aug 6, 2013
J - Jenny McCarthy mounts you and rides you like a Brahma bull until you have a heart attack and die.

Since: Jul 12

Location hidden

#9591 Aug 6, 2013
J - Jack knife 18 wheeler squashes your butt!:)

“here for fun”

Level 5

Since: May 13

Location hidden

#9592 Aug 6, 2013
K- knife in the back from the husband of the woman your having sex with in his bed

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#9593 Aug 6, 2013
LL Cool J kills you.

“here for fun”

Level 5

Since: May 13

Location hidden

#9594 Aug 6, 2013
M-mauled by a pack of wild hogs
beatlesinthebog

New Zealand

#9595 Aug 6, 2013
Not using your mirrors when changing lanes.

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