Alphabetical ways to die

“A *wink* and a smile!!”

Level 8

Since: Apr 10

USA

#9589 Aug 6, 2013
I- Ice storm freezes you like an ice cube.

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#9590 Aug 6, 2013
J - Jenny McCarthy mounts you and rides you like a Brahma bull until you have a heart attack and die.

Since: Jul 12

Location hidden

#9591 Aug 6, 2013
J - Jack knife 18 wheeler squashes your butt!:)

axxx

“here for fun”

Level 5

Since: May 13

Location hidden

#9592 Aug 6, 2013
K- knife in the back from the husband of the woman your having sex with in his bed

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#9593 Aug 6, 2013
LL Cool J kills you.

axxx

“here for fun”

Level 5

Since: May 13

Location hidden

#9594 Aug 6, 2013
M-mauled by a pack of wild hogs
beatlesinthebog

New Zealand

#9595 Aug 6, 2013
Not using your mirrors when changing lanes.

“If you're happy & you know it”

Level 7

Since: Feb 13

clap your hands!

#9596 Aug 6, 2013
Octopus entangles you, dragging you under & causing you to drown.

“229 Strong”

Level 8

Since: Nov 11

Climax, Kentucky

#9597 Aug 6, 2013
Pills
Level 8

Since: Aug 12

Location hidden

#9598 Aug 7, 2013
q. Quick!!!!!!!!
...ah, too late :(

“frequently laughing”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Hotel California

#9599 Aug 7, 2013
Rustlers nab you and take you to a slaughter house (obviously you are a cow)

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#9600 Aug 7, 2013
Shot by a Bad Cat Owner.

“frequently laughing”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Hotel California

#9601 Aug 7, 2013
Troll bridge you failed to pay the toll so the troll killed you.

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#9602 Aug 7, 2013
Unicorn suddenly jumped up while you were playing leapfrog with it.......

“frequently laughing”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Hotel California

#9603 Aug 7, 2013
Valentine candy was poisoned

Level 5

Since: May 13

Location hidden

#9605 Aug 7, 2013
Vampire bats sucks all your blood

“I know where you are,”

Level 8

Since: Jun 08

Right here under my thumb

#9607 Aug 7, 2013
Vernus Dilusional

Level 8

Since: Oct 08

Location hidden

#9608 Aug 7, 2013
Venus Flytrap mistook your head for a fly...

“Will cause trouble when bored”

Level 6

Since: Dec 12

Location hidden

#9609 Aug 7, 2013
Ventured out on a limb for someone when u shouldn't have. They sawed it off and vamped as u crashed to Ur death.

“Undisputed LPW Champ!”

Level 8

Since: Oct 10

Location hidden

#9610 Aug 7, 2013
Vertebrae visible, back stabbed.

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