Alphabetical ways to die

“frequently laughing”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Hotel California

#9484 Jul 17, 2013
Vaccine failed

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#9485 Jul 17, 2013
Woman marries you.

8-|

Level 9

Since: May 12

Bristol, UK

#9486 Jul 17, 2013
X---tried to kill X but they killed you.

“Will cause trouble when bored”

Level 6

Since: Dec 12

Location hidden

#9487 Jul 17, 2013
Yodeling on a mountain top slipped at fell to ur death.

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#9488 Jul 17, 2013
Zapped by electrical current.
beatlesinthebog

Wellington, New Zealand

#9489 Jul 17, 2013
Ten little Indians like your hair colouring.
beatlesinthebog

Wellington, New Zealand

#9490 Jul 17, 2013
???????...A fatal mistake!

“frequently laughing”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Hotel California

#9491 Jul 17, 2013
Bet your life and lost

“Whip it, whip it good”

Level 8

Since: Feb 13

Location hidden

#9492 Jul 17, 2013
C~ Crazy caterwauling cattle circumvent cojones
castration by clumsy complacent cowboys. By campaigning cooperative chickens they conspire to chuck chunks of corrosive crap with cannons, covering cowboys with conspicuous cuts contusions and concussions resulting in comas and cerebral cessation.

“Will cause trouble when bored”

Level 6

Since: Dec 12

Location hidden

#9493 Jul 17, 2013
Danced till you dropped one night at the club.

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#9494 Jul 18, 2013
Eaten by Oprah.

Level 9

Since: May 12

Bristol, UK

#9495 Jul 18, 2013
F---"fenestration"

“frequently laughing”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Hotel California

#9496 Jul 18, 2013
G - Gnu stampede

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#9497 Jul 18, 2013
Horseplay turns deadly.

axxx

“here for fun”

Level 5

Since: May 13

Location hidden

#9498 Jul 19, 2013
Lylah wrote:
Quit playing on topix and died a quiet boring death
quit playing on here and find me and i can take care of your boredom and give you a fun life to live

axxx

“here for fun”

Level 5

Since: May 13

Location hidden

#9499 Jul 19, 2013
I_icepick through the eyeball

“Will cause trouble when bored”

Level 6

Since: Dec 12

Location hidden

#9500 Jul 19, 2013
Jackalope prank went wrong. ;)

“My Bad! Just hold me. ”

Level 9

Since: Aug 07

Orion's Belt

#9501 Jul 20, 2013
K- Killed by your cat while taking a nap. Your two left toes are eaten off along with your eyeballs and lips.
Dont Walk

United States

#9502 Jul 20, 2013
Limo-Bus full of PIE profiles runs you over at a Miami pedestrian crossing.

“268th Attack Hel Bn”

Level 8

Since: May 07

AH-1S Cobra

#9503 Jul 20, 2013
L- Lost your head...Literally.

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