Alphabetical ways to die

axxx

“here for fun”

Level 5

Since: May 13

Location hidden

#9424 Jul 13, 2013
A- arranged killing

Blue_Eye_Gemini
Level 6

Since: May 13

Location hidden

#9425 Jul 13, 2013
B-Bludgeoned (gosh that sounds gross)!

axxx

“here for fun”

Level 5

Since: May 13

Location hidden

#9426 Jul 13, 2013
C- castrated and left to bleed out for messing with the wrong woman

Blue_Eye_Gemini
Level 6

Since: May 13

Location hidden

#9427 Jul 13, 2013
axxx wrote:
C- castrated and left to bleed out for messing with the wrong woman
LOL!!! I can't top your post!
Level 8

Since: Aug 12

Location hidden

#9428 Jul 14, 2013
axxx wrote:
A- arranged killing
D. Deranged killing

“My Bad! Just hold me. ”

Level 9

Since: Aug 07

Orion's Belt

#9429 Jul 14, 2013
E- enema filled with Drano

“On the brightest of day”

Level 6

Since: Jan 13

"On the blackest of night"

#9430 Jul 14, 2013
F-Filling a gas can while foolishly smoking, an attendant runs at you with fear. He startles you so much, the cigarette falls from your mouth, and now there is no gas station here.

“My Bad! Just hold me. ”

Level 9

Since: Aug 07

Orion's Belt

#9431 Jul 14, 2013
I- irate enough to just blow up into pieces.
Level 6

Since: Jan 10

Location hidden

#9432 Jul 14, 2013
G- Thinking you were entering a hotdog eating contest at the local Asian market you find yourself choking and strangling on .......

Great Greasy Globs of Gushy Gritty Gopher Guts Garnishing Gallons of Gory Ghastly Goose Gizzard Goulash.

YummmmYum!

axxx

“here for fun”

Level 5

Since: May 13

Location hidden

#9433 Jul 14, 2013
H- hung off a bridge by your feet

“Easy does it... ”

Level 5

Since: Nov 12

Location hidden

#9434 Jul 14, 2013
H- Humming bird.

Okay... just to explain myself. Years ago, I was helping my Grandfather re-roof his house. As I was very close to edge and hammering down roofing...a humming bird flew up, and grew stationary (in the floating position) about a foot from my face. I have seen them many times before, but never quite THAT close... so I was a little wary, if not somewhat in awe, as it was beautiful to behold.

But as I've seen how incredibly quick they are, and it had a (somwhat? and maybe my imagination) ticked off look on it's face... I was prepared to defend my self, against a possible dreaded humming bird attack. Just saying, being that close to edge.. it could have been possible for me to go over the edge while swatting at this thing like an idiot. Fortunately cooler heads prevailed, and it flew off... not making an attempt to perforate my face, or my eyeballs out their sockets. As it was, it was just a nice up-close view of a very beautiful humming bird.

Was it a possible humming bird assassin, that was sent and it just lost it's nerve before its mission was successfully accomplished? Probably not. But either way, beware of possible killer humming birds.



“Easy does it... ”

Level 5

Since: Nov 12

Location hidden

#9435 Jul 14, 2013
axxx wrote:
H- hung off a bridge by your feet
Sorry man, didn't know you'd taken up the letter H. I typed to slow once again.

“Easy does it... ”

Level 5

Since: Nov 12

Location hidden

#9436 Jul 14, 2013
I- Irritable spouse tired of the other one hogging the covers. Which I've been accused of...

“another beer ? sure why not”

Level 7

Since: Aug 12

Springtown

#9437 Jul 14, 2013
J- Jumps, suicidal person jumps out of 15th floor window and unfortunately lands on you.

“frequently laughing”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Hotel California

#9438 Jul 15, 2013
K - Kelp entangles you and you're no longer able to swim.

“Will cause trouble when bored”

Level 6

Since: Dec 12

Location hidden

#9439 Jul 15, 2013
Loved to death!!!

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#9440 Jul 15, 2013
Malaria.

Level 9

Since: May 12

Bristol, UK

#9441 Jul 15, 2013
N---Nosiness - witnessed something, had to be silenced.

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#9442 Jul 15, 2013
Ontario natives ugly photo shocks you to death.

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#9443 Jul 15, 2013
Ostrich pecks your head too hard.

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