Alphabetical ways to die

“frequently laughing”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Hotel California

#9258 Jun 26, 2013
L - Lithium OD

Level 5

Since: Jun 12

Location hidden

#9259 Jun 26, 2013
M - Messing with Madam Sin!

“Will cause trouble when bored”

Level 6

Since: Dec 12

Location hidden

#9260 Jun 26, 2013
N- never waking up before u hit bottom in that falling dream.
beatlesinthebog

Wellington, New Zealand

#9262 Jun 26, 2013
Pressing grapes and you fall in the vat.....a bad year

“From The Desert To The Sea”

Level 7

Since: Sep 09

To All Across The Lands

#9263 Jun 26, 2013
Quixotically attempting to rescue a person that has fallen into a vat you succumb to the same demise.

“On the brightest of day”

Level 6

Since: Jan 13

"On the blackest of night"

#9264 Jun 27, 2013
R-Realizing your elevator is falling, you try and jump in the air just as it hits bottom. It didn't work.

“Will cause trouble when bored”

Level 6

Since: Dec 12

Location hidden

#9265 Jun 27, 2013
S- slipping on tanning oil and crackin ur skull while checking out the bikini babes.

“frequently laughing”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Hotel California

#9266 Jun 27, 2013
T - tank runs you over

“So it's not you, It's them?”

Level 9

Since: Jun 11

Location hidden

#9267 Jun 27, 2013
U - Underwear bomber (new and improved) in the seat next to you!:(

“Will cause trouble when bored”

Level 6

Since: Dec 12

Location hidden

#9268 Jun 27, 2013
Vampire bat attack in the woods.

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

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#9269 Jun 27, 2013
W- Wine, Weed and Wild Women Wind up Wiping me out.

axxx

“here for fun”

Level 5

Since: May 13

Location hidden

#9270 Jun 27, 2013
w- whale eats you
Level 2

Since: Nov 08

Location hidden

#9271 Jun 27, 2013
Great, I get stuck with the friggin X!
Pass.

Level 8

Since: Oct 08

Location hidden

#9272 Jun 27, 2013
X - X-rayed to death?(Way too much exposure can elevate cancer risk)
beatlesinthebog

Wellington, New Zealand

#9273 Jun 27, 2013
Youth takes a holiday and you fade slowly away.....sob

axxx

“here for fun”

Level 5

Since: May 13

Location hidden

#9274 Jun 27, 2013
z- cut a main vain with your zipper

“another beer ? sure why not”

Level 7

Since: Aug 12

Ghostville

#9275 Jun 27, 2013
O-Odiferous Orangutan offed me.

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#9276 Jun 27, 2013
A-Antlers of Buck Deers.. JABBED in your stomach...NO HUNTING TODAY!!

“Whip it, whip it good”

Level 8

Since: Feb 13

Location hidden

#9277 Jun 28, 2013
Bellowing bovines belching outbursts became unbearable. Banging your brain on a bridge beam to bury the blasphemous bitching burst blood vessels and you bled out from ears and eyeballs.

“My Bad! Just hold me. ”

Level 9

Since: Aug 07

Orion's Belt

#9278 Jun 28, 2013
C- Cut into little pieces and put into zip lock baggies.

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