Alphabetical ways to die

flbadcatowner

“I call it as I see it.”

Level 8

Since: Jul 09

Retirement City

#9177 Jun 15, 2013
L - Lightning strike

“Turn On!”

Level 7

Since: Feb 09

Location hidden

#9178 Jun 15, 2013
M- Mowed over by a Meatball!(..on top of spaghetti...LOL!)

Level 5

Since: Jun 12

Location hidden

#9179 Jun 15, 2013
Some sizeable meatball lol.

N - nitrous oxide. Laughed myself to death

“Turn On!”

Level 7

Since: Feb 09

Location hidden

#9180 Jun 15, 2013
O- Opening up a can of Raviolli!-yuk!

“another beer ? sure why not”

Level 7

Since: Aug 12

Summerville

#9181 Jun 15, 2013
P-Palpations (heart) turned into full blown cardiac arrest and the defib wouldn't work..does anyone have a taser
beatlesinthebog

Auckland, New Zealand

#9182 Jun 15, 2013
zedme wrote:
P-Palpations (heart) turned into full blown cardiac arrest and the defib wouldn't work..does anyone have a taser
...it may be too late for the police to help!

“another beer ? sure why not”

Level 7

Since: Aug 12

Summerville

#9183 Jun 15, 2013
beatlesinthebog wrote:
<quoted text>...it may be too late for the police to help!
I think its too late for anyone to help..
Q-Quicksilver Poisoning

flbadcatowner

“I call it as I see it.”

Level 8

Since: Jul 09

Retirement City

#9184 Jun 16, 2013
R - Rodan (the flying monster in Japanese horror movies) makes a meal of you.
Fred

Casa Grande, AZ

#9185 Jun 16, 2013
Shoot yourself. I tellmy wife to go do this all the time.

“Don't ask me, I don't know”

Level 6

Since: Jan 13

Kalamazoo, MI

#9186 Jun 16, 2013
T-Tree got in the way trying to get to work on time.

Level 9

Since: May 12

Bristol, UK

#9187 Jun 16, 2013
U- U-boat from WW resurfaces from Underneath yours.

“My name is Trunks...”

Level 4

Since: Jun 10

the alternate future

#9188 Jun 16, 2013
V- Venom from a snake

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#9189 Jun 16, 2013
W-WASPS....Sting you to death...

flbadcatowner

“I call it as I see it.”

Level 8

Since: Jul 09

Retirement City

#9190 Jun 16, 2013
X - Xena catches you trying to seduce her lover, Gabrielle.
Rather B Water Boarded

United States

#9191 Jun 16, 2013
Y - Yawn to death while reading Ferret's "blog".

flbadcatowner

“I call it as I see it.”

Level 8

Since: Jul 09

Retirement City

#9192 Jun 16, 2013
Rather B Water Boarded wrote:
Y - Yawn to death while reading Ferret's "blog".
Z - ZZZs from reading your nonsense on Topix

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

Location hidden

#9193 Jun 17, 2013
Skybobbie is just too nice! Doughnuts and meatballs, no blood there!

A - Alligators grab you and do the 'Death roll'. See now, that's blood, guts and gore. This is death we're talking about!
beatlesinthebog

Auckland, New Zealand

#9194 Jun 17, 2013
quilterqueen wrote:
Skybobbie is just too nice! Doughnuts and meatballs, no blood there!
A - Alligators grab you and do the 'Death roll'. See now, that's blood, guts and gore. This is death we're talking about!
Brightening up your shotgun for sale it accidently goes off scattering blood,guts,gore,little bits of brain,bone and mucus everywhere!

Level 9

Since: Mar 10

Location hidden

#9195 Jun 17, 2013
Canned Coca-Cola explosion.

“So it's not you, It's them?”

Level 9

Since: Jun 11

Location hidden

#9196 Jun 17, 2013
D - Dirigible explosion...Hindenburg blimp rides, anyone?

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