Alphabetical ways to die

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

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#8689 Apr 8, 2013
T- Two Ton Truck Treads on Thee, Terrible Tire Tracks Trail away.

“Passionate Globetrotter”

Level 8

Since: May 12

Location hidden

#8690 Apr 8, 2013
U - Unfortunately, Undesirable, Underhanded Underling, Undid me. Undertaker..next stop.

“Hello..........: )”

Level 4

Since: Jan 13

Ontario, Canada

#8691 Apr 9, 2013
V - Van runs you over
Level 8

Since: Aug 12

Location hidden

#8692 Apr 9, 2013
W. wished away.
Had a bad day and wished I was dead; then annoyed someone who then wished I was dead; had already used up the first wish, so... clogs.

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

Location hidden

#8693 Apr 9, 2013
X - Xanthrophia
Level 8

Since: Aug 12

Location hidden

#8694 Apr 10, 2013
Y. Yahoo announced my death with obits; was so shocked I was in no fit state to take the news (on Yahoo) that you had died too.
beatlesinthebog

Auckland, New Zealand

#8695 Apr 10, 2013
Zak Starkey accidently flicks a drumstick in your ear.

“If you're happy & you know it”

Level 7

Since: Feb 13

clap your hands!

#8696 Apr 10, 2013
A - Apple on head Aimed at with Arrow....unfortunately it missed the apple and went straight through my eye.

Level 9

Since: May 12

Bristol, UK

#8697 Apr 10, 2013
B-- Brakes failed

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

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#8698 Apr 10, 2013
C- Consumed by Crazy Carnivorous Crotch Chewing Coyotes... Ciao

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

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#8699 Apr 11, 2013
D- Death by Devine's plagiarizing

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

Location hidden

#8700 Apr 11, 2013
E - Elephant stampede

Level 9

Since: May 12

Bristol, UK

#8701 Apr 11, 2013
F-- Factory fire

“Maddie Mae”

Level 8

Since: Jun 11

Location hidden

#8702 Apr 11, 2013
G-GIANT Boa wraps itself around you and squeezes you too death!

“So it's not you, It's them?”

Level 9

Since: Jun 11

Location hidden

#8703 Apr 11, 2013
H - Heart "skips" those next 1 million beats...

Level 2

Since: Apr 13

Location hidden

#8704 Apr 11, 2013
Ingesting poison
Yes

San Jose, CA

#8705 Apr 11, 2013
J?

Just inhaled poison

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

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#8706 Apr 11, 2013
K- Kooky Kleptomaniac named Krazy Karl steals your Kidneys

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#8707 Apr 11, 2013
L-Lynched..for stealing saddlebags off the Sheriff's horse..

“another beer ? sure why not”

Level 7

Since: Aug 12

Summerville

#8708 Apr 11, 2013
M-Murder, Plain & Simple

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