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#8571
Mar 16, 2013
 
Operated on by amateurs.

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#8572
Mar 16, 2013
 
P-puked from drinking so much but it didn't help you any.

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#8573
Mar 17, 2013
 
Q - Quaaludes.

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Bristol, UK

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#8574
Mar 17, 2013
 
R-- Ran into trouble.

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Birkenhead

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#8575
Mar 17, 2013
 
Sucked into an aircraft engine
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#8576
Mar 17, 2013
 
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Tripped in the path of a Tank.

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#8577
Mar 17, 2013
 
U = unintentionally drank Drano

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#8578
Mar 18, 2013
 
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Vegans battered me to death for eating a fillet steak.

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#8579
Mar 18, 2013
 
W - Whacked it the melon with a shovel.

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Hotel California

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#8580
Mar 18, 2013
 
X Xylophone dropped on your head (I know it's been used many times but it still makes me laugh)

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#8581
Mar 18, 2013
 
Yak stampede

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Bristol, UK

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#8582
Mar 20, 2013
 
Z-- entire Zoo stampede.

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#8583
Mar 20, 2013
 
A - Alphabet soup went down the wrong way...

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#8584
Mar 20, 2013
 
B - brains blown to bits with a bomb.

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Hotel California

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#8585
Mar 20, 2013
 
C- car crash

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Mar 20, 2013
 

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C- Clarence installed a Cessna engine into his car. The thought occurred to him after careening through a curve and over the canyon wall that Cadillac's were not constructed to fly.

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Mar 20, 2013
 

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E - Embarrassed to death.
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Mar 20, 2013
 

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F - Falling, okay that isn't really true, it's the landing.
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Mar 20, 2013
 

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G. Guest was not who we thought; Garroted us in the night
(and stole our Garden Gnomes!)

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#8591
Mar 20, 2013
 
H- Horrific Headache, Hospital, Hospice, Hearse,---> Heaven.

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