Level 9

Since: Jul 11

Location hidden

#8572 Mar 16, 2013
P-puked from drinking so much but it didn't help you any.

“Passionate Globetrotter”

Level 8

Since: May 12

Location hidden

#8573 Mar 17, 2013
Q - Quaaludes.

Level 9

Since: May 12

Bristol, UK

#8574 Mar 17, 2013
R-- Ran into trouble.

Since: Feb 13

Location hidden

#8575 Mar 17, 2013
Sucked into an aircraft engine
Level 8

Since: Aug 12

Location hidden

#8576 Mar 17, 2013
T.
Tripped in the path of a Tank.

Level 3

Since: Jul 12

Location hidden

#8577 Mar 17, 2013
U = unintentionally drank Drano

Level 6

Since: Oct 12

Location hidden

#8578 Mar 18, 2013
V.

Vegans battered me to death for eating a fillet steak.

“So it's not you, It's them?”

Level 9

Since: Jun 11

Location hidden

#8579 Mar 18, 2013
W - Whacked it the melon with a shovel.

“frequently laughing”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Hotel California

#8580 Mar 18, 2013
X Xylophone dropped on your head (I know it's been used many times but it still makes me laugh)

Level 3

Since: Jul 12

Location hidden

#8581 Mar 18, 2013
Yak stampede

Level 9

Since: May 12

Bristol, UK

#8582 Mar 20, 2013
Z-- entire Zoo stampede.

“So it's not you, It's them?”

Level 9

Since: Jun 11

Location hidden

#8583 Mar 20, 2013
A - Alphabet soup went down the wrong way...

“If you're happy & you know it”

Level 7

Since: Feb 13

clap your hands!

#8584 Mar 20, 2013
B - brains blown to bits with a bomb.

“frequently laughing”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Hotel California

#8585 Mar 20, 2013
C- car crash

Level 6

Since: Jan 10

Location hidden

#8587 Mar 20, 2013
C- Clarence installed a Cessna engine into his car. The thought occurred to him after careening through a curve and over the canyon wall that Cadillac's were not constructed to fly.

Level 6

Since: Jan 10

Location hidden

#8588 Mar 20, 2013
E - Embarrassed to death.
:-/

“frequently laughing”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Hotel California

#8589 Mar 20, 2013
F - Falling, okay that isn't really true, it's the landing.
Level 8

Since: Aug 12

Location hidden

#8590 Mar 20, 2013
G. Guest was not who we thought; Garroted us in the night
(and stole our Garden Gnomes!)

“Passionate Globetrotter”

Level 8

Since: May 12

Location hidden

#8591 Mar 20, 2013
H- Horrific Headache, Hospital, Hospice, Hearse,---> Heaven.
Level 8

Since: Aug 12

Location hidden

#8592 Mar 21, 2013
I.
Intense incurable indigestion.
Eaten from the inside out by own intestinal juices.

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