Alphabetical ways to die

“frequently laughing”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Hotel California

#8585 Mar 20, 2013
C- car crash
Level 6

Since: Jan 10

Location hidden

#8587 Mar 20, 2013
C- Clarence installed a Cessna engine into his car. The thought occurred to him after careening through a curve and over the canyon wall that Cadillac's were not constructed to fly.
Level 6

Since: Jan 10

Location hidden

#8588 Mar 20, 2013
E - Embarrassed to death.
:-/

“frequently laughing”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Hotel California

#8589 Mar 20, 2013
F - Falling, okay that isn't really true, it's the landing.
Level 8

Since: Aug 12

Location hidden

#8590 Mar 20, 2013
G. Guest was not who we thought; Garroted us in the night
(and stole our Garden Gnomes!)

“Passionate Globetrotter”

Level 8

Since: May 12

Location hidden

#8591 Mar 20, 2013
H- Horrific Headache, Hospital, Hospice, Hearse,---> Heaven.
Level 8

Since: Aug 12

Location hidden

#8592 Mar 21, 2013
I.
Intense incurable indigestion.
Eaten from the inside out by own intestinal juices.

Level 9

Since: May 12

Bristol, UK

#8593 Mar 22, 2013
J-- Jilted and died of a broken heart.

“Passionate Globetrotter”

Level 8

Since: May 12

Location hidden

#8594 Mar 22, 2013
K - Kamikaze.

“From The Desert To The Sea”

Level 7

Since: Sep 09

To All Across The Lands

#8595 Mar 22, 2013
L - Like a man.

Level 3

Since: Jul 12

Location hidden

#8596 Mar 22, 2013
Made love to by an 800-pound gorilla

“Open the door to your heart”

Level 6

Since: Oct 12

Location hidden

#8597 Mar 23, 2013
N.

Nutcase shot me with a nail gun.

“Passionate Globetrotter”

Level 8

Since: May 12

Location hidden

#8598 Mar 23, 2013
O - Open Heart Surgery - Didn't make for "closing" time.:(

“Artifical intelligence is no”

Level 3

Since: Feb 13

match for natural stupidity

#8599 Mar 23, 2013
P- poisoned pacifier
Level 8

Since: Aug 12

Location hidden

#8600 Mar 23, 2013
Q.
Quarry quagmire

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

.

#8601 Mar 23, 2013
R- Rundown by Runaway Rototiller on a Rampage
beatlesinthebog

Auckland, New Zealand

#8602 Mar 23, 2013
Slit wrists

“I reckon it is what it is”

Level 1

Since: Apr 10

Location hidden

#8603 Mar 23, 2013
Toad choked

“Open the door to your heart”

Level 6

Since: Oct 12

Location hidden

#8604 Mar 24, 2013
Q.QuickSilver poisoning.

“So it's not you, It's them?”

Level 9

Since: Jun 11

Location hidden

#8606 Mar 24, 2013
R - Rat poision in a health smoothy! Can we say the word irony? I knew you could!

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