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“Don't forget to remember.”

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Jan 22, 2013
 
Under water..
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V - Vultures ate my dong

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Jan 22, 2013
 
Whipped to death.

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Jan 22, 2013
 
X- X-ray machine wouldn't turn off. My relatives sued and got a lot of money.

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Jan 22, 2013
 
Y- yoyo (strangled by the string)

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Jan 22, 2013
 
Yellow Fever
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Zing Hao drives through a red light....again!

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Jan 22, 2013
 
A - Atrocious Aardvark Attack...

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B- Bug-eyed Bi-polar Buffoon goes Beserk ona Bulldozer while Blowing a Bugle,,,, Buh Bye!

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Jan 22, 2013
 
Caught a killer virus.

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Jan 22, 2013
 
D - Deserted on a Desert Island. Disastrous.

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Jan 22, 2013
 
Electric eel encounter.

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Jan 22, 2013
 
F - Ferocious Ferret Attack. Fatal.

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G ~ Garbage Truck backs up over you. beep..beep..bee

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H- Hot Honeys Hold you Hostage, Heart attack Happens,,, Hello?

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Jan 23, 2013
 
P ~ Perforated Lungs

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Jan 23, 2013
 
I - Infectious Disease Control sent out dire warning that I Ignorantly Ignored. Imbecile...

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Jan 23, 2013
 
Q.Quicksand.

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Jan 23, 2013
 
R- Red hot Red neck Red head wearing Red dress eating Red Peppered Red salmon Runs Red light..... Redundant?

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Jan 24, 2013
 
S ~ Smashed on head with a rolling pin by the wife,after a night at the strip club ;-)

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