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“It's not you? It's them?”

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A - Aligator decided to make a pair of boots out of your hide?
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B - BEHIND - yours

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Cheating me out of money

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Jan 19, 2013
 
D - Dracula Dined on my blood.

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Jan 20, 2013
 
E- Electric eel joined me on my early morning swim.

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F - "Freddie" Found me - right after we decided to "Split up" in slasher movie...

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G- Gift Horse kicked me in the head for looking in his mouth.

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Jan 20, 2013
 
Hung..

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Jan 20, 2013
 
I - Initiation into college sorority proved fatal.

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#8178
Jan 20, 2013
 
J- Jet flying over drops a block of blue ice on you.
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K- Kneeling in Catholic church praying for forgiveness for all your sins.... Time ran out.. The earth ended! ;)

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L-Limo Driver went under short bridge while you were standing and waving to passerby's in the open sunroof.. severed your head..YIKES!!

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M - Monastery monks chant MummmOoommmm
for many days; ending up moaning themselves to death.

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Jan 21, 2013
 
N - Noose around my neck being hung
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#8183
Jan 21, 2013
 
Olive sticks in throat.

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Jan 21, 2013
 
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Olive sticks in throat.
Pushed off a cliff..

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Jan 21, 2013
 

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Quentin tarantino - he'll come up with something

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Roller Derby Roxie Ram's your head into the track.

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Jan 21, 2013
 

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Shark bite.

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Jan 21, 2013
 
T - Tasmanian Devil chased me until my heart gave out..

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