Alphabetical ways to die

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

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#8156 Jan 17, 2013
N- NaNook of the North, with Napalm

Level 6

Since: Jan 10

Location hidden

#8157 Jan 17, 2013
Occupational accident - orange juiced - Shaken out of a tree into a thresher, you are peeled, squeezed, pulped, and concentrated into hundreds of little frozen cans.
beatlesinthebog

Christchurch, New Zealand

#8158 Jan 18, 2013
Preacher man caves in your head with a heavy book.

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#8159 Jan 18, 2013
Q- Quilting Club had ya in stitches... laughter killed ya..
Taffy

Arlington, TX

#8160 Jan 18, 2013
R- Running. Got ran over accidentally by the car that was following me to make sure I was fine.
beatlesinthebog

Christchurch, New Zealand

#8161 Jan 18, 2013
Swineflu

“Passionate Globetrotter”

Level 8

Since: May 12

Location hidden

#8162 Jan 18, 2013
T - Tenacious Terrorist.
Taffy

Arlington, TX

#8163 Jan 18, 2013
U- Ungrateful people drove me to my early grave.

Level 1

Since: Jan 13

Location hidden

#8164 Jan 18, 2013
Vehemently tickled

“Quite Contrary”

Level 3

Since: Nov 12

Location hidden

#8165 Jan 18, 2013
wood chipper

“Passionate Globetrotter”

Level 8

Since: May 12

Location hidden

#8166 Jan 19, 2013
X - Xanadu is a dangerous place to visit - "X" marks my grave.

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

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#8167 Jan 19, 2013
Y- Young Yugoslav Yoga Yogi named Yolanda on a Yacht in Yuma with a Yellow Yo-Yo Yanks your Yankee Doodle into a Yoke til you Yell Yahoo to Yahweh in Yiddish, You Yield Your soul.

Level 9

Since: May 12

Bristol, UK

#8168 Jan 19, 2013
Z- Got Zapped, Zonked out, and run over by a herd of Zebra escaping from the Zoo.

“So it's not you, It's them?”

Level 9

Since: Jun 11

Location hidden

#8169 Jan 19, 2013
A - Aligator decided to make a pair of boots out of your hide?
SIIS

Dexter, MO

#8170 Jan 19, 2013
B - BEHIND - yours

Level 2

Since: Dec 12

Location hidden

#8171 Jan 19, 2013
Cheating me out of money

“Passionate Globetrotter”

Level 8

Since: May 12

Location hidden

#8172 Jan 19, 2013
D - Dracula Dined on my blood.

“So it's not you, It's them?”

Level 9

Since: Jun 11

Location hidden

#8173 Jan 20, 2013
E- Electric eel joined me on my early morning swim.

“Passionate Globetrotter”

Level 8

Since: May 12

Location hidden

#8174 Jan 20, 2013
F - "Freddie" Found me - right after we decided to "Split up" in slasher movie...

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

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#8175 Jan 20, 2013
G- Gift Horse kicked me in the head for looking in his mouth.

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