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Alphabetical ways to die

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Toddler had a temper tantrum in public... the disapproving looks made you die from embarrassment (as if, but..)

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Jan 10, 2013
 
U - Unanimous decision by the trolls.

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Jan 10, 2013
 
T- Tie a rope around your neck, and jump!

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Jan 10, 2013
 
V - Vicious, Vindictive Vaccuum sucked you up!

“another beer ? sure why not”

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Jan 10, 2013
 
Waterfall-Went over it

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#8113
Jan 10, 2013
 
X-Xacto knife slipped and slit your wrist, deeply..
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Jan 10, 2013
 
Colorado Chick wrote:
X-Xacto knife slipped and slit your wrist, deeply..
nice!

Z- trampled by ZEBRAS in the African desert!

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A- Angry Adult Aardvarks And Agressive Adolescent Armadillos Amass As A Army, Attacking Adam's Apple,, Adios Amigo.. Absurd As Always!!
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Jan 11, 2013
 
Buster Keaton employs you as his stand in.

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Jan 11, 2013
 
C - Cheetah was hungry and outran me. Duh...

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Jan 11, 2013
 
D - Duck blind mishap.
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Jan 11, 2013
 
E- electric chair. Oh, I wasn't sitting in it, I was standing on the wires, oops.

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Fainted while in the walk-in freezer and froze to death.

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Jan 12, 2013
 
G - Giant gator grabbed ya in the Glades.

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Harpooned.

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Jan 12, 2013
 
I - Intestinal flu

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J - Javelin joist....
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K - Karate chop to the neck

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L- Landmine

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Jan 12, 2013
 
M- Mangled by escaped LION from Zoo..

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