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Trish Dexter, MO	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #8087 Jan 7, 2013 Judged: 1 1 A - Fell out of an Apple Tree head first. Never felt a thing.
Mister_ E “It's a secret” Level 6 Since: Sep 12 2,299 or maybe I forgot	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #8088 Jan 7, 2013 Judged: 1 1 Trish wrote: A - Fell out of an Apple Tree head first. Never felt a thing. you better not be dying on us Trish....lol We're still waiting for you to come back to life?!? B- bludgeoned
Cyan in CA “Dreams of Positano” Level 8 Since: May 12 6,320 Location hidden	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #8089 Jan 7, 2013 C - Cannon Catastrophe.
x-pitcher Level 5 Since: Oct 12 6,434 Location hidden	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #8090 Jan 7, 2013 D - Dead on arrival from car crash.
Colorado Chick “It's A New Dawn” Level 8 Since: Mar 11 28,333 Rockin' USA	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #8091 Jan 7, 2013 Judged: 3 3 3 E-Excitement from winning Power Ball's fortune if "TEN" Million Dollar...Heart Attack..Bummer.
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Steph San Anselmo, CA	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #8095 Jan 8, 2013 I - ice pick to the heart.
quilterqueen Level 9 Since: Feb 12 22,531 Location hidden	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #8096 Jan 9, 2013 J - Jaundice
beatlesinthebog Auckland, New Zealand	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #8097 Jan 9, 2013 Kraken swallows you whole.
texas pete “Molly Rose” Level 8 Since: Oct 10 15,951 Location hidden	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #8098 Jan 9, 2013 Lightning striking again and again.
beatlesinthebog Auckland, New Zealand	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #8099 Jan 9, 2013 Mouse chews your wiring setting the house on fire while you're in a drunken sleep.
Always Wary Level 8 Since: Apr 09 19,886 Hotel California	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #8100 Jan 9, 2013 Narcolepsy while you are driving.
beatlesinthebog Auckland, New Zealand	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #8101 Jan 9, 2013 Open heart surgery by trainee cannibals.
Steph San Anselmo, CA	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #8102 Jan 9, 2013 Judged: 1 P - pellet gun
Cyan in CA “Dreams of Positano” Level 8 Since: May 12 6,320 Location hidden	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #8103 Jan 9, 2013 Judged: 1 1 Q - "Quiet" before the storm...you were caught unaware.
TenderTink Since: Jan 10 7,021 Location hidden	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #8105 Jan 9, 2013 safelinkphoneforyou wrote: I help applicants get the safelink phones. Its fast and easy to get your Free phone with 250 free monthly minutes. You must qualify by Federal Public Housing Assistance Food Stamps Low income Home Energy Program Supplemental Security Insurance (SSI) National School Lunch Temporary Assistance for Needy Families Call me 7 Days a week 9AM to 8PM Eastern time I will get you set up. email for phone number safelinkphoneforyou@gmail.com What a way to go! LOL (Lemon)
TenderTink Since: Jan 10 7,021 Location hidden	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #8106 Jan 9, 2013 Cyan in CA wrote: Q - "Quiet" before the storm...you were caught unaware. R - rolled by a troll telemarketer.
Steph San Anselmo, CA	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #8107 Jan 9, 2013 S - snake. strangled by a huge Boa constrictor.
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