Alphabetical ways to die

“It's a secret”

Level 8

Since: Sep 12

Or maybe I just forgot!!

#8088 Jan 7, 2013
Trish wrote:
A - Fell out of an Apple Tree head first. Never felt a thing.
you better not be dying on us Trish....lol

We're still waiting for you to come back to life?!?

B- bludgeoned

“Passionate Globetrotter”

Level 8

Since: May 12

Location hidden

#8089 Jan 7, 2013
C - Cannon Catastrophe.

Level 5

Since: Oct 12

Location hidden

#8090 Jan 7, 2013
D - Dead on arrival from car crash.

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#8091 Jan 7, 2013
E-Excitement from winning Power Ball's fortune if "TEN" Million Dollar...Heart Attack..Bummer.
beatlesinthebog

Palmerston North, New Zealand

#8092 Jan 8, 2013
Four Fingers Frank catches you cheating at a poker game.

Level 7

Since: Dec 12

Location hidden

#8093 Jan 8, 2013
G~Gulf ball sized hail came crashing down on your head and killed you.

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

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#8094 Jan 8, 2013
H- Huge Hairy Hungry Head Hunters Happily Hack off Head
Steph

San Rafael, CA

#8095 Jan 8, 2013
I - ice pick to the heart.

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

Location hidden

#8096 Jan 9, 2013
J - Jaundice
beatlesinthebog

Palmerston North, New Zealand

#8097 Jan 9, 2013
Kraken swallows you whole.

Level 8

Since: Oct 10

Hilliard, Oh.

#8098 Jan 9, 2013
Lightning striking again and again.
beatlesinthebog

Palmerston North, New Zealand

#8099 Jan 9, 2013
Mouse chews your wiring setting the house on fire while you're in a drunken sleep.

“frequently laughing”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Hotel California

#8100 Jan 9, 2013
Narcolepsy while you are driving.
beatlesinthebog

Palmerston North, New Zealand

#8101 Jan 9, 2013
Open heart surgery by trainee cannibals.
Steph

San Rafael, CA

#8102 Jan 9, 2013
P - pellet gun

“Passionate Globetrotter”

Level 8

Since: May 12

Location hidden

#8103 Jan 9, 2013
Q - "Quiet" before the storm...you were caught unaware.
Level 6

Since: Jan 10

Location hidden

#8105 Jan 9, 2013
safelinkphoneforyou wrote:
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email for phone number
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What a way to go!
LOL (Lemon)
Level 6

Since: Jan 10

Location hidden

#8106 Jan 9, 2013
Cyan in CA wrote:
Q - "Quiet" before the storm...you were caught unaware.
R - rolled by a troll telemarketer.
Steph

San Rafael, CA

#8107 Jan 9, 2013
S - snake. strangled by a huge Boa constrictor.
Level 8

Since: Aug 12

Location hidden

#8108 Jan 9, 2013
T.
Toddler had a temper tantrum in public... the disapproving looks made you die from embarrassment (as if, but..)

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