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“Passionate Globetrotter”

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#8033
Dec 31, 2012
 
B - Bowling accident - thumb got stuck in ball and got crushed when I became a gutter ball.

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#8034
Dec 31, 2012
 
C - Car jack collapsed and you know what happened.
beatlesinthebog

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#8035
Jan 1, 2013
 

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Drivin' Miss Daisy when she suddenly grabs the wheel forcing you into the path of a train.

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#8036
Jan 1, 2013
 
E - Earthquake - we're gone

“another beer ? sure why not”

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Jan 1, 2013
 

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E- Eggnog was poisoned by ebenezer scrooge
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#8038
Jan 1, 2013
 
F ~ Flushed down toilet
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Jan 1, 2013
 

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G- gathering all these blueberries that I didnt know were poisonous and ate them all

“So it's not you, It's them?”

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#8040
Jan 1, 2013
 

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H - Health food...kills ya!

“Passionate Globetrotter”

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#8041
Jan 1, 2013
 
I - Inactive fire department did NOT respond to my 911...
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Jan 1, 2013
 

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J- Jury duty! Just because I was late due to the fact I was reapplying my lipstick in the ladies room, the mob took me out!

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#8043
Jan 1, 2013
 

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k-krazy klan member
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#8044
Jan 2, 2013
 
Liposuction works too well and you float away.

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#8045
Jan 2, 2013
 
Mutiny

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#8046
Jan 2, 2013
 
N - Nutjob hunts you down..

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#8047
Jan 2, 2013
 
Live
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#8048
Jan 2, 2013
 
O- out of turn, next letter is "O", so now I will have to Off you.
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#8049
Jan 3, 2013
 

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Pants too tight cut off blood supply.

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#8050
Jan 3, 2013
 
Q - Quit running from a bear and shouldn't have.

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Jan 3, 2013
 

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R - Resisting arrest
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Jan 3, 2013
 

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S - Suffocate on your vomit after a New Years Bender.

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