Alphabetical ways to die

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

Location hidden

#8026 Dec 30, 2012
U - Unsuspecting ugly unicorn gored me
beatlesinthebog

Palmerston North, New Zealand

#8027 Dec 30, 2012
Viagra causes head and heart explosion.

“So it's not you, It's them?”

Level 9

Since: Jun 11

Location hidden

#8028 Dec 30, 2012
W - Wombat with an attitude.

“another beer ? sure why not”

Level 7

Since: Aug 12

Springtown

#8029 Dec 30, 2012
X-Xylaphone flattened me when it was thrown out of a 5th floor window by an angry musician

“Passionate Globetrotter”

Level 8

Since: May 12

Location hidden

#8030 Dec 30, 2012
Y - Yikes, Yasmin shot me (She never did like me..)

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

Location hidden

#8031 Dec 31, 2012
How come I keep getting the Z. Weird.

Z - Zebra went crazy and striped me to death.
beatlesinthebog

Palmerston North, New Zealand

#8032 Dec 31, 2012
Another one bites the dust.

“Passionate Globetrotter”

Level 8

Since: May 12

Location hidden

#8033 Dec 31, 2012
B - Bowling accident - thumb got stuck in ball and got crushed when I became a gutter ball.

Level 5

Since: Oct 12

Location hidden

#8034 Dec 31, 2012
C - Car jack collapsed and you know what happened.
beatlesinthebog

Palmerston North, New Zealand

#8035 Jan 1, 2013
Drivin' Miss Daisy when she suddenly grabs the wheel forcing you into the path of a train.

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

Location hidden

#8036 Jan 1, 2013
E - Earthquake - we're gone

“another beer ? sure why not”

Level 7

Since: Aug 12

Springtown

#8037 Jan 1, 2013
E- Eggnog was poisoned by ebenezer scrooge
Paul Ryan

Clarksburg, NJ

#8038 Jan 1, 2013
F ~ Flushed down toilet
Taffy

North Richland Hills, TX

#8039 Jan 1, 2013
G- gathering all these blueberries that I didnt know were poisonous and ate them all

“So it's not you, It's them?”

Level 9

Since: Jun 11

Location hidden

#8040 Jan 1, 2013
H - Health food...kills ya!

“Passionate Globetrotter”

Level 8

Since: May 12

Location hidden

#8041 Jan 1, 2013
I - Inactive fire department did NOT respond to my 911...
Taffy

North Richland Hills, TX

#8042 Jan 1, 2013
J- Jury duty! Just because I was late due to the fact I was reapplying my lipstick in the ladies room, the mob took me out!

Level 5

Since: May 12

Location hidden

#8043 Jan 1, 2013
k-krazy klan member
beatlesinthebog

Palmerston North, New Zealand

#8044 Jan 2, 2013
Liposuction works too well and you float away.

“Sing a song of 6 pence”

Level 7

Since: Jun 12

Pocket full of wry

#8045 Jan 2, 2013
Mutiny

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