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“another beer ? sure why not”

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#7907
Dec 19, 2012
 
Gassed- leaned over the BBQ grill to long and succumed to fumes.

“another beer ? sure why not”

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#7908
Dec 19, 2012
 
HAZMAT- as in your HAZMAT suit had a rip in it..
Taffy

Fort Worth, TX

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#7909
Dec 19, 2012
 
I- Injured myself chasing down the ice-cream truck, but got ran over!

“another beer ? sure why not”

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#7910
Dec 19, 2012
 
Inoculation- the shot didnt take you passed from H1N1

“Gone Fishin', bye!”

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#7911
Dec 19, 2012
 

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I- Instant Karma, you get flattened by a truck seconds after squashing a bug.

“another beer ? sure why not”

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#7912
Dec 19, 2012
 
Jet- The one I was riding on ran out of fuel
Taffy

Fort Worth, TX

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#7913
Dec 19, 2012
 
J- Jogging because who does that?

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#7914
Dec 19, 2012
 
Karma- need I say more
Taffy

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#7915
Dec 19, 2012
 
L- Lime disease got me since I went hunting for Bambi

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#7916
Dec 19, 2012
 

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M- Many Massive Malamutes Madly Maul Me.
Taffy

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#7917
Dec 19, 2012
 

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N- NOT at my age! What do you mean I might be pregnant.

“Eleanor, Where is your heart?!”

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#7918
Dec 19, 2012
 
O-Opera Ghosts without miss Daae.

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

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Rockin' USA ;)

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#7919
Dec 19, 2012
 
O- Owls pecked my skull...
beatlesinthebog

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#7920
Dec 20, 2012
 
Praying at the mosque when a missile pokes it's nose through the door.
Taffy

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#7921
Dec 20, 2012
 

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Q- Quarter toss at one of the NFL OT games and I didn't get out of the way fast enough (looking at the butts in uniform) and dang it! I got trampled!(with a smile on my face).
Steph

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#7922
Dec 20, 2012
 

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oh man, this is messed up. i love it.......

R - Rape. "she just wouldn't shut the EFF up."
Taffy

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#7923
Dec 20, 2012
 

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Steph wrote:
oh man, this is messed up. i love it.......

R - Rape. "she just wouldn't shut the EFF up."
That's NOT cool! Not funny.

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#7924
Dec 20, 2012
 
S ~ Southern gal switchedbladed his shlong !
Steph

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#7925
Dec 20, 2012
 

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Taffy wrote:
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That's NOT cool! Not funny.
uh, there's a lot of messed up stuff mentioned already, i'm just supplementing the absurdity. my entry stands.
Steph

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#7926
Dec 20, 2012
 
T - Talons, tearing off flesh until skin is no more.

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