Alphabetical ways to die

“Eleanor, Where is your heart?!”

Level 6

Since: Nov 11

Location hidden

#7899 Dec 18, 2012
Z-zero love from other humans
Taffy

Arlington, TX

#7901 Dec 18, 2012
A- Aspirated the whipped cream from my wild night of watching Chippendales dancers, and went into respiratory arrest. But Wow! What a night!!

“Reality”

Level 6

Since: Sep 10

Location hidden

#7902 Dec 18, 2012
B- Box cutter killer gets your jugular vein while everybody's screaming about gun control.
anony

Cleveland, OH

#7903 Dec 18, 2012
Ga missy wrote:
B- Box cutter killer gets your jugular vein while everybody's screaming about gun control.
c- Crazy zombies
beatlesinthebog

Palmerston North, New Zealand

#7904 Dec 19, 2012
Drowned in self pity.

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

Location hidden

#7905 Dec 19, 2012
E - Egg hatched, it was a hungry dinasaur and it ate me
beatlesinthebog

Palmerston North, New Zealand

#7906 Dec 19, 2012
Fought the law and the law won.

“another beer ? sure why not”

Level 7

Since: Aug 12

Springtown

#7907 Dec 19, 2012
Gassed- leaned over the BBQ grill to long and succumed to fumes.

“another beer ? sure why not”

Level 7

Since: Aug 12

Springtown

#7908 Dec 19, 2012
HAZMAT- as in your HAZMAT suit had a rip in it..
Taffy

Arlington, TX

#7909 Dec 19, 2012
I- Injured myself chasing down the ice-cream truck, but got ran over!

“another beer ? sure why not”

Level 7

Since: Aug 12

Springtown

#7910 Dec 19, 2012
Inoculation- the shot didnt take you passed from H1N1

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

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#7911 Dec 19, 2012
I- Instant Karma, you get flattened by a truck seconds after squashing a bug.

“another beer ? sure why not”

Level 7

Since: Aug 12

Springtown

#7912 Dec 19, 2012
Jet- The one I was riding on ran out of fuel
Taffy

Arlington, TX

#7913 Dec 19, 2012
J- Jogging because who does that?

“another beer ? sure why not”

Level 7

Since: Aug 12

Springtown

#7914 Dec 19, 2012
Karma- need I say more
Taffy

Arlington, TX

#7915 Dec 19, 2012
L- Lime disease got me since I went hunting for Bambi

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

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#7916 Dec 19, 2012
M- Many Massive Malamutes Madly Maul Me.
Taffy

Arlington, TX

#7917 Dec 19, 2012
N- NOT at my age! What do you mean I might be pregnant.

“Eleanor, Where is your heart?!”

Level 6

Since: Nov 11

Location hidden

#7918 Dec 19, 2012
O-Opera Ghosts without miss Daae.

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#7919 Dec 19, 2012
O- Owls pecked my skull...

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