Nobody

Van Nuys, CA

#7844 Dec 12, 2012
B-Bad education, wasn't smart enough to see the danger

“happy to be horny”

Level 2

Since: Jun 12

Location hidden

#7845 Dec 12, 2012
C - Circus stampede by some spooked elephants and you're the only fool holding a bag of peanuts

“happy to be horny”

Level 2

Since: Jun 12

Location hidden

#7846 Dec 12, 2012
D - Dancing with the Stars audition goes all wrong when when you accidently get in between Kirstie Alley and the donut tray.........
Linda the lonely widow

Plainfield, IL

#7847 Dec 12, 2012
lisawow wrote:
C - Circus stampede by some spooked elephants and you're the only fool holding a bag of peanuts
lisacow,dumbass
Taffy

Arlington, TX

#7848 Dec 12, 2012
E- Evicted from the planet into space without a suit.

“Eleanor, Where is your heart?!”

Level 6

Since: Nov 11

Location hidden

#7849 Dec 12, 2012
F-Fireman drives you over with his firetruck on the way to save your parents from a fire.
Taffy

Arlington, TX

#7850 Dec 12, 2012
G- gumdrop aspiration and lodged in my trachea

“Eleanor, Where is your heart?!”

Level 6

Since: Nov 11

Location hidden

#7851 Dec 12, 2012
H-Hail from the sky.
Taffy

Arlington, TX

#7852 Dec 12, 2012
I-impaled by a lighting rod
Jam it

San Diego, CA

#7854 Dec 12, 2012
J-Japanese Dangerous Jelly
http://youtu.be/PoEgIHhaIZw

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

Location hidden

#7855 Dec 13, 2012
K - Knifed in a crowd. It was meant for someone else.

“Superbowl time”

Level 8

Since: Jun 11

Location hidden

#7856 Dec 13, 2012
L-LYNCHED by an angry mob!
Hmmm

Pelican, LA

#7857 Dec 13, 2012
M - Mauled by Mini Mouse after I made a pass at her.
Taffy

Arlington, TX

#7858 Dec 13, 2012
N- Nagged to death
Level 8

Since: Aug 12

Location hidden

#7859 Dec 13, 2012
O. Operation went wrong.
Taffy

Arlington, TX

#7860 Dec 13, 2012
P - perforated ulcer

“happy to be horny”

Level 2

Since: Jun 12

Location hidden

#7861 Dec 14, 2012
Q- quacked to death by an angry duck with a megaphone
Hmmm

Pelican, LA

#7862 Dec 14, 2012
R - Running from a quacking with a megaphone I fell and split my head open..

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

Location hidden

#7863 Dec 14, 2012
S - Sat on serpent, died on serpent.

“happy to be horny”

Level 2

Since: Jun 12

Location hidden

#7864 Dec 14, 2012
T- time machine returns home after 200 year voyage unaware that you like to sunbathe in that patch of the yard that looks like a landing strip..............

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