Alphabetical ways to die

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Dec 12, 2012
 

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B-Bad education, wasn't smart enough to see the danger

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C - Circus stampede by some spooked elephants and you're the only fool holding a bag of peanuts

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D - Dancing with the Stars audition goes all wrong when when you accidently get in between Kirstie Alley and the donut tray.........
Linda the lonely widow

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C - Circus stampede by some spooked elephants and you're the only fool holding a bag of peanuts
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#7848
Dec 12, 2012
 
E- Evicted from the planet into space without a suit.

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#7849
Dec 12, 2012
 
F-Fireman drives you over with his firetruck on the way to save your parents from a fire.
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Fort Worth, TX

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#7850
Dec 12, 2012
 
G- gumdrop aspiration and lodged in my trachea

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#7851
Dec 12, 2012
 
H-Hail from the sky.
Taffy

Fort Worth, TX

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#7852
Dec 12, 2012
 
I-impaled by a lighting rod
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San Diego, CA

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#7854
Dec 12, 2012
 
J-Japanese Dangerous Jelly
http://youtu.be/PoEgIHhaIZw

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#7855
Dec 13, 2012
 
K - Knifed in a crowd. It was meant for someone else.

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#7856
Dec 13, 2012
 
L-LYNCHED by an angry mob!
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Dec 13, 2012
 

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M - Mauled by Mini Mouse after I made a pass at her.
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Fort Worth, TX

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#7858
Dec 13, 2012
 
N- Nagged to death
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#7859
Dec 13, 2012
 
O. Operation went wrong.
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#7860
Dec 13, 2012
 
P - perforated ulcer

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Dec 14, 2012
 

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Q- quacked to death by an angry duck with a megaphone
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#7862
Dec 14, 2012
 
R - Running from a quacking with a megaphone I fell and split my head open..

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#7863
Dec 14, 2012
 
S - Sat on serpent, died on serpent.

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#7864
Dec 14, 2012
 
T- time machine returns home after 200 year voyage unaware that you like to sunbathe in that patch of the yard that looks like a landing strip..............

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