Alphabetical ways to die

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#7837 Dec 11, 2012
V-Vet mistakingly gave me the "sleep" shot...INSTEAD of my parrot...PUT THAT CELL PHONE DOWN...
Nobody

Van Nuys, CA

#7838 Dec 12, 2012
W-Witchcraft

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

Location hidden

#7839 Dec 12, 2012
X - X-ray machine went crazy.(Good law suit for my survivors.)

“frequently laughing”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Hotel California

#7840 Dec 12, 2012
Y - Yoyo to the head
Hmmm

Marthaville, LA

#7841 Dec 12, 2012
Z - Zagged when you should have Zigged walking thru traffic..

“frequently laughing”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Hotel California

#7842 Dec 12, 2012
A - Aardvark and you are an ant

“happy to be horny”

Level 2

Since: Jun 12

Location hidden

#7843 Dec 12, 2012
A - Aardvark who lost his glasses mistakes you for a giant ant and....shluurpp, you're history!
Nobody

Van Nuys, CA

#7844 Dec 12, 2012
B-Bad education, wasn't smart enough to see the danger

“happy to be horny”

Level 2

Since: Jun 12

Location hidden

#7845 Dec 12, 2012
C - Circus stampede by some spooked elephants and you're the only fool holding a bag of peanuts

“happy to be horny”

Level 2

Since: Jun 12

Location hidden

#7846 Dec 12, 2012
D - Dancing with the Stars audition goes all wrong when when you accidently get in between Kirstie Alley and the donut tray.........
Linda the lonely widow

Bolingbrook, IL

#7847 Dec 12, 2012
lisawow wrote:
C - Circus stampede by some spooked elephants and you're the only fool holding a bag of peanuts
lisacow,dumbass
Taffy

Arlington, TX

#7848 Dec 12, 2012
E- Evicted from the planet into space without a suit.

“Eleanor, Where is your heart?!”

Level 6

Since: Nov 11

Location hidden

#7849 Dec 12, 2012
F-Fireman drives you over with his firetruck on the way to save your parents from a fire.
Taffy

Arlington, TX

#7850 Dec 12, 2012
G- gumdrop aspiration and lodged in my trachea

“Eleanor, Where is your heart?!”

Level 6

Since: Nov 11

Location hidden

#7851 Dec 12, 2012
H-Hail from the sky.
Taffy

Arlington, TX

#7852 Dec 12, 2012
I-impaled by a lighting rod
Jam it

San Diego, CA

#7854 Dec 12, 2012
J-Japanese Dangerous Jelly
http://youtu.be/PoEgIHhaIZw

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

Location hidden

#7855 Dec 13, 2012
K - Knifed in a crowd. It was meant for someone else.

“Big Sur”

Level 8

Since: Jun 11

Location hidden

#7856 Dec 13, 2012
L-LYNCHED by an angry mob!
Hmmm

Marthaville, LA

#7857 Dec 13, 2012
M - Mauled by Mini Mouse after I made a pass at her.

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