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Dec 9, 2012
 
N- Nurse Cratchett victim.

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O - Oompa loompa uprising.
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P-Poetry can KILL you, yes... it can!!

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Q - Quilting bee misunderstanding...

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Dec 9, 2012
 
R - Ritual killing

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Dec 9, 2012
 
S-Slugged by John Wayne, all those murders documented and the he gets the hero title.
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Dec 9, 2012
 
T- Trampled by elves

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Dec 9, 2012
 
U- UV and rum and brandy in large quantities and then surviving the trip to the car...

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Dec 9, 2012
 
V-Vee stabbed me with words

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Dec 9, 2012
 
W- Wrong Way! And got ran over.

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Dec 10, 2012
 
X - X was on my back and I got shot by a hunter
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Dec 10, 2012
 
Y-Yankee shot me

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Dec 10, 2012
 
Z-Zero oxygen

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Z-Zero people loving you.

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Dec 10, 2012
 
A-adverse conditions,alternating currants,apple cider, and cupid.

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Six pence

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B ~ Beat to death with a bonsai tree. Death by potted plant.
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Dec 10, 2012
 
C - Clowns tickled you to death.

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Dec 10, 2012
 
A - Alaskan Ice Road Trucker..Atrocious Accident...should have stayed home!

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Dec 10, 2012
 
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D - Dance Fever - Danced 'til I Died.
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#7816
Dec 10, 2012
 
E - Eat some ba'ad sushi

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