Alphabetical ways to die

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Mitt Romney

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#7763
Dec 5, 2012
 
J - Jerked off by the Tea Party.

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K-KILLED by a falling piano, just like in the cartoons!

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Hotel California

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#7765
Dec 5, 2012
 
K - kite flying in a lightning storm

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Hotel California

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#7766
Dec 5, 2012
 
l - lightning stuck you
Hmmm

Natchitoches, LA

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Dec 5, 2012
 
M - Mauled by Midget Minnows while swimming in the Amazon River.

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#7768
Dec 5, 2012
 
M- Mouth full of melba toast. Right down the wind pipe.

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#7769
Dec 5, 2012
 
N - Naked Ninja's chased me Ninety miles until my heart burst.

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#7770
Dec 5, 2012
 
O - Open man-hole. First it ripped off my leg then I hit my head on each wrung of the ladder as I fell 30 feet and fell on my head. Dead!
(I hope my family will sue.)
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O- Obsessed Orangutan's Offensive Onslaught

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#7772
Dec 6, 2012
 
P - Parked in a handicapped space and a woman with a cane beat me to death. I guess I won't park there anymore...
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Natchitoches, LA

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Dec 6, 2012
 
Q - Quietly sneaking away from the woman with the cane that got Quilterqueen and walked into oncomming traffic

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R-Road Rage!

“From The Desert To The Sea”

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#7775
Dec 6, 2012
 
S-Solacement
wow

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Dec 6, 2012
 
T- Trauma

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#7777
Dec 7, 2012
 
U - Underground cave - caved in.
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#7778
Dec 7, 2012
 
V - Varicose veins in my legs all explode at the same because I didn't take my blood pressure medicine and I bleed to death.
Hoosier Hillbilly

Madison, IN

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#7779
Dec 7, 2012
 
W - won't worry about it till the time comes!
Probably won't have a choice-in my sleep if I do.
Hoosier Hillbilly

Madison, IN

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#7780
Dec 7, 2012
 
PS: After I've said, now 'i' lay me down to sleep, 'i' pray the Lord 'my' soul to keep.
wow

Dallas, TX

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#7781
Dec 7, 2012
 
X- X-men sexed to death

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Z-ZAPPED when a power line falls on your car!

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