Alphabetical ways to die

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

Location hidden

#7777 Dec 7, 2012
U - Underground cave - caved in.
Hmmm

Pelican, LA

#7778 Dec 7, 2012
V - Varicose veins in my legs all explode at the same because I didn't take my blood pressure medicine and I bleed to death.
Hoosier Hillbilly

Oxford, OH

#7779 Dec 7, 2012
W - won't worry about it till the time comes!
Probably won't have a choice-in my sleep if I do.
Hoosier Hillbilly

Oxford, OH

#7780 Dec 7, 2012
PS: After I've said, now 'i' lay me down to sleep, 'i' pray the Lord 'my' soul to keep.
wow

Euless, TX

#7781 Dec 7, 2012
X- X-men sexed to death

“Big Sur”

Level 8

Since: Jun 11

Location hidden

#7782 Dec 7, 2012
Z-ZAPPED when a power line falls on your car!

“frequently laughing”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Hotel California

#7783 Dec 7, 2012
A - anaconda crushed you to death

“Big Sur”

Level 8

Since: Jun 11

Location hidden

#7784 Dec 7, 2012
B-BOAT capsized!

“Hi!”

Level 2

Since: Jun 12

Location hidden

#7785 Dec 7, 2012
C- cardiac arrest

Level 9

Since: Mar 10

Memphis

#7786 Dec 7, 2012
D ~ Donner, Dasher and Dancer escaped from the reindeer team and ran me over !
Taffy

Euless, TX

#7787 Dec 7, 2012
E- Esophagogastroduodenoscopy
Level 6

Since: Jan 10

Location hidden

#7788 Dec 7, 2012
Taffy wrote:
E- Esophagogastroduodenoscopy
That's a lot to swallow!
;-)

F - Froze to death in Fairbanks, Alaska
Taffy

Euless, TX

#7789 Dec 7, 2012
TenderTink wrote:
<quoted text>That's a lot to swallow!
;-)

F - Froze to death in Fairbanks, Alaska
Hahaha, I know right.

G- gun shot wound

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

Location hidden

#7790 Dec 8, 2012
H - Hounds got me by the back gate. One went straight for my neck. Gurgle, gurgle............

“So it's not you, It's them?”

Level 9

Since: Jun 11

Location hidden

#7791 Dec 8, 2012
H - Hippopotamus incident.

Level 9

Since: Mar 10

Memphis

#7792 Dec 8, 2012
I ~ implanted Isotopes leeked radiation
Taffy

Euless, TX

#7793 Dec 8, 2012
J- jousting

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

Location hidden

#7794 Dec 9, 2012
K - Kicked by a mob

“Hi!”

Level 2

Since: Jun 12

Location hidden

#7795 Dec 9, 2012
L- log rolling

Level 7

Since: Apr 12

Location hidden

#7796 Dec 9, 2012
M - Microwaved

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