Alphabetical ways to die

Level 7

Since: Apr 12

Location hidden

#7757 Dec 3, 2012
D - Defenestration

“Passionate Globetrotter”

Level 8

Since: May 12

Location hidden

#7758 Dec 3, 2012
E - Earthquake Victim. Should have paid attention to Preparedness warnings.. :-(

“another beer ? sure why not”

Level 7

Since: Aug 12

Ghostville

#7759 Dec 3, 2012
F- Fell into a Fault.. earthquakes!

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

Location hidden

#7760 Dec 4, 2012
G - Ground opened up during the earthquake, and I fell in, too.

“Passionate Globetrotter”

Level 8

Since: May 12

Location hidden

#7761 Dec 4, 2012
H - Hounded by Earthquake fanatics, I tripped and also fell into the fault...
Hmmm

Pelican, LA

#7762 Dec 4, 2012
I - Insurance rates sky-rocketed and couldn't afford life-saving coverage.
Mitt Romney

Clarksburg, NJ

#7763 Dec 5, 2012
J - Jerked off by the Tea Party.

“Big Sur”

Level 8

Since: Jun 11

Location hidden

#7764 Dec 5, 2012
K-KILLED by a falling piano, just like in the cartoons!

“frequently laughing”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Hotel California

#7765 Dec 5, 2012
K - kite flying in a lightning storm

“frequently laughing”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Hotel California

#7766 Dec 5, 2012
l - lightning stuck you
Hmmm

Pelican, LA

#7767 Dec 5, 2012
M - Mauled by Midget Minnows while swimming in the Amazon River.

“So it's not you, It's them?”

Level 9

Since: Jun 11

Location hidden

#7768 Dec 5, 2012
M- Mouth full of melba toast. Right down the wind pipe.

“Passionate Globetrotter”

Level 8

Since: May 12

Location hidden

#7769 Dec 5, 2012
N - Naked Ninja's chased me Ninety miles until my heart burst.

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

Location hidden

#7770 Dec 5, 2012
O - Open man-hole. First it ripped off my leg then I hit my head on each wrung of the ladder as I fell 30 feet and fell on my head. Dead!
(I hope my family will sue.)

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

.

#7771 Dec 5, 2012
O- Obsessed Orangutan's Offensive Onslaught

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

Location hidden

#7772 Dec 6, 2012
P - Parked in a handicapped space and a woman with a cane beat me to death. I guess I won't park there anymore...
Hmmm

Pelican, LA

#7773 Dec 6, 2012
Q - Quietly sneaking away from the woman with the cane that got Quilterqueen and walked into oncomming traffic

“Big Sur”

Level 8

Since: Jun 11

Location hidden

#7774 Dec 6, 2012
R-Road Rage!

“From The Desert To The Sea”

Level 7

Since: Sep 09

To All Across The Lands

#7775 Dec 6, 2012
S-Solacement
wow

Euless, TX

#7776 Dec 6, 2012
T- Trauma

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