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Alphabetical ways to die

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beatlesinthebog

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Nov 21, 2012
 

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Zit attack so bad they burst and you drown in a sea of yellowish scum.
Marci

Roanoke, VA

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#7698
Nov 21, 2012
 
Falling rock-hit on the nogin.
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#7699
Nov 21, 2012
 
Nix the above.

An Ambulance ran over me.
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Natchitoches, LA

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#7700
Nov 21, 2012
 
B - Bar-B-Que overdose, at least you went out happy!

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Nov 21, 2012
 

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C - Coumadin - missed a dose and bled to death.

“another beer ? sure why not”

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Summerville

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D- Dehydrated in the desart

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#7703
Nov 22, 2012
 
E-Equipage runs you over.

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Memphis

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#7704
Nov 23, 2012
 
F ~ Fetish with feathers went awry, used the entire Turkey !

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Says who, you? Really?

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#7705
Nov 23, 2012
 
G - Death by goulash...

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Nov 23, 2012
 
H- Hell freezes over...

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#7707
Nov 23, 2012
 
I - Infarction

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Bristol, UK

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#7708
Nov 24, 2012
 
J- Jacked up a jeep for repair, the jack failed.

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Nov 24, 2012
 

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Kicked by a Kow while trying to recover my stolen Jeep.

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Spotted World

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#7710
Nov 24, 2012
 
L - lit on fire

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#7711
Nov 24, 2012
 
M - Mauled by a grizzly bear.

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Nov 24, 2012
 
M -Mad Mountain Goat butts you off a ledge 50 feet from the peak of Mount McKinley .

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Nov 24, 2012
 

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Oops!(Sorry Walter.)

N - Nudged off a cliff ledge by a nanny goat.
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#7714
Nov 24, 2012
 
O-An OLD person that shouldn't be driving mows down a bunch of people and you're among them. You're the only one that dies!

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#7715
Nov 24, 2012
 
P- Pinched to death by gigantic, monstrous crab with humongus pinchers.

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#7716
Nov 25, 2012
 
Quarters shot at you from a canon?

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