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Chilli J “It's not you? It's them?” Level 9 Since: Jun 11 5,533 Says who, you? Really?	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #7677 Nov 17, 2012 G - Gargling mishap! Swallowed and choked...
QuiteCrazy Level 6 Since: Jan 12 11,682 Location hidden	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #7678 Nov 17, 2012 Chilli J wrote: G - Gargling mishap! Swallowed and choked... H-hammered by an angry under paid carpenter.. I thought you were dead already! itsmejd killed you in the clue game!! ROTFLMAO
Chilli J “It's not you? It's them?” Level 9 Since: Jun 11 5,533 Says who, you? Really?	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #7679 Nov 17, 2012 I - Insulation on Thanksgiving lighting display wiring cracked. Bzzz! Zap!
Jezebella Level 8 Since: May 12 10,070 Bristol, UK	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #7680 Nov 17, 2012 Judged: 1 1 1 J- Just upped and died.
whatimeisit Level 9 Since: Mar 10 21,264 Memphis	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #7681 Nov 17, 2012 Judged: 1 K ~ Kaopectate overdose
quilterqueen Level 9 Since: Feb 12 22,304 Location hidden	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #7682 Nov 18, 2012 Judged: 1 1 L - Laughed at some of thesse comments. You guys KILL me.
zedme “another beer ? sure why not” Level 5 Since: Aug 12 3,721 Springtown	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #7683 Nov 18, 2012 M-Malevolent malcontent murdered me
zedme “another beer ? sure why not” Level 5 Since: Aug 12 3,721 Springtown	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #7684 Nov 19, 2012 N Naturally (natural causes)

Angels Flight “From the Desert to the Sea” Level 7 Since: Sep 09 9,515 Los Angeles, CA	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #7685 Nov 19, 2012 Omnisciently
Hmmm Natchitoches, LA	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #7686 Nov 20, 2012 Judged: 1 1 P - Post-itus, died at the keyboard....
I fish “Eleanor, Where is your heart?!” Level 6 Since: Nov 11 6,817 Location hidden	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #7687 Nov 20, 2012 Judged: 1 1 1 Q- Quiet children poisoned you.
Cyan in CA “Dreams of Positano” Level 8 Since: May 12 6,291 Location hidden	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #7688 Nov 20, 2012 Judged: 1 R - Rabid Rhinocerous attack!
Walter Henrickson “Beauty is truth, truth beauty” Level 6 Since: Apr 12 2,171 Location hidden	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #7689 Nov 20, 2012 S - Sudden Infant Death Syndrome (SIDS)
Hmmm Natchitoches, LA	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #7690 Nov 21, 2012 T - Tickled To Death
Chilli J “It's not you? It's them?” Level 9 Since: Jun 11 5,533 Says who, you? Really?	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #7691 Nov 21, 2012 Judged: 1 U - Unfortunate and unusual umbrella mishap...
PESCreate “Just a lil' humor there.....” Since: Sep 12 7,175 OR NOT .... <[;-)	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #7692 Nov 21, 2012 Chilli J wrote: U - Unfortunate and unusual umbrella mishap... LOL V - Violent stormy winds blew you off the cliff, like Mary Poppins. :)) Happy Thanksgiving to you.
PESCreate “Just a lil' humor there.....” Since: Sep 12 7,175 OR NOT .... <[;-)	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #7693 Nov 21, 2012 Judged: 1 W - When you discover Mary Poppins unbrella was just make believe. Ahhhhhhhh.....
T Bone Chicago, IL	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #7694 Nov 21, 2012 X-Ray Scan overdose. No kidding, a buddy of mine, named Roscoe, who had this rad 69 Camaro, and it was the fastest car in all of the county, none of the deputies could catch him, because he had this bad ass supercharger installed on a 500 cu in. motor, oh yeah Roscoe feel asleep while getting an X ray and the nurse she forgot to check on old Roscoe, and lo and behold Roscoe had so much X-Ray juice in him that guys with rubber suits had to take him away. He didn't even get a proper burial. He's buried somewhere out in the desert with some old radioactive rods. Poor Roscoe. Oh by the way, I got Roscoe's Camaro and now I'm the fastest guy in the county and Roscoe's spirit is in the car. I swear on a stack of bibles.
PESCreate “Just a lil' humor there.....” Since: Sep 12 7,175 OR NOT .... <[;-)	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #7695 Nov 21, 2012 Judged: 1 1 1 T Bone wrote: X-Ray Scan overdose. No kidding, a buddy of mine, named Roscoe, who had this rad 69 Camaro, and it was the fastest car in all of the county, none of the deputies could catch him, because he had this bad ass supercharger installed on a 500 cu in. motor, oh yeah Roscoe feel asleep while getting an X ray and the nurse she forgot to check on old Roscoe, and lo and behold Roscoe had so much X-Ray juice in him that guys with rubber suits had to take him away. He didn't even get a proper burial. He's buried somewhere out in the desert with some old radioactive rods. Poor Roscoe. Oh by the way, I got Roscoe's Camaro and now I'm the fastest guy in the county and Roscoe's spirit is in the car. I swear on a stack of bibles. D@ng! Moderators warned me not to say D@mn. :)
Hmmm Natchitoches, LA	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #7696 Nov 21, 2012 Judged: 1 Y - Yearned for Ding Dongs so badly that you couldn't live without them afer Hostess shut down.
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