Alphabetical ways to die

Since: Apr 12

Location hidden

#5547 Jun 11, 2012
I - Inhaling innocuous chemicals

“The Tasmanian Devil”

Since: May 12

my wicked, wicked ways

#5548 Jun 11, 2012
Just minding your own business when a semi sideswipes a Grayhound bus that rearends a Z71 that slams into a Toyota that knocks over a Harley that spills gas that runs right toward the burning cigarette butt thrown down by the old geezer sitting next to you, just minding your own business.
Squeeze Too Tight

Huntington, NY

#5549 Jun 11, 2012
Kegaling Accident.

Since: Apr 12

Location hidden

#5550 Jun 11, 2012
Leaping from a cliff, thinking there is water below....but, only rock. Oops!
beatlesinthebog

New Zealand

#5551 Jun 11, 2012
Mashed under the tracks of a great clanking T34.

Since: Apr 12

Location hidden

#5552 Jun 11, 2012
Nawing off of your face by a cannibalistic freak.(see recent news, for real!!)
CrAzY eYe SLY

Roscommon, Ireland

#5553 Jun 11, 2012
O- Oliver the Otter Organizes Operations t0 Obtain Ornamental Orc Organs and orders you to smuggle them....
..but you say dude that's too rude i'm not that desperate for food i'd rather breakdance in da nude singing hey jude while getting in the mood for an intriuging interlude involving a midget who never pood who gets his bumcheek tattood then he farts and leaves you screwed.

Since: Apr 12

Location hidden

#5554 Jun 11, 2012
Prison stab by a toothbrush sharpened to make a shank.

“Kool-Aid”

Level 8

Since: Dec 11

Jonestown S.Africa

#5555 Jun 11, 2012
Quick Acting Poison
CrAzY eYe SLY

Roscommon, Ireland

#5556 Jun 11, 2012
R- Romanian rapper rudely and recklessly raves around your recently robbed range rover with rasta style reggae on the radio as you reintroduce a rifle into his rektumm.
Dr Oz

Huntington, NY

#5557 Jun 11, 2012
Syphillis exposure from Harley.

Since: Apr 12

Location hidden

#5558 Jun 11, 2012
Tomahawk to the skull

“Reality”

Level 6

Since: Sep 10

Location hidden

#5559 Jun 11, 2012
U-Unable to breathe...asthma attack.

“The Tasmanian Devil”

Since: May 12

my wicked, wicked ways

#5560 Jun 11, 2012
CrAzY eYe SLY wrote:
O- Oliver the Otter Organizes Operations t0 Obtain Ornamental Orc Organs and orders you to smuggle them....
..but you say dude that's too rude i'm not that desperate for food i'd rather breakdance in da nude singing hey jude while getting in the mood for an intriuging interlude involving a midget who never pood who gets his bumcheek tattood then he farts and leaves you screwed.
I gotta tell you I couldn't understand it but I sure am impressed! lol

“The Tasmanian Devil”

Since: May 12

my wicked, wicked ways

#5561 Jun 11, 2012
V--Varicose veins bust and you bleed to death.

Since: Apr 12

Location hidden

#5562 Jun 11, 2012
Washing clothes, you start the water, letting it run a bit. As you go to put the clothing in, you slip on the floor, hit the machine & tragically flip upside down in the washing bin, unable to get out of the rising water.

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

Location hidden

#5563 Jun 11, 2012
XXX movie scared me to death!

“It's all part of my charm.....”

Level 8

Since: May 12

Location hidden

#5564 Jun 11, 2012
Yahtzee dice shoved down throat by anger management class student.

“Kool-Aid”

Level 8

Since: Dec 11

Jonestown S.Africa

#5565 Jun 11, 2012
Zapped by Lightening

Level 2

Since: Jun 12

Location hidden

#5566 Jun 11, 2012
Agreed to get into car with stranger...presumed dead after been missing for 7 years.

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