Man hacks off own hand and sets it on...

Man hacks off own hand and sets it on fire

There are 50 comments on the Mirror.co.uk story from Mar 22, 2014, titled Man hacks off own hand and sets it on fire. In it, Mirror.co.uk reports that:

The injured man was taken to hospital after Monday's incident, which occurred after reports that he was going to harm himself with a knife A man who hacked off his hand, threw it in a bin and set it alight was recovering in hospital yesterday.

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“....VETS”

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#21 Mar 22, 2014
look MA no hands

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#22 Mar 22, 2014
wonder if the second hand shop can help
Parden Pard

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#23 Mar 22, 2014
I personally, would not want to handle this situation....

“No time like the present”

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to make it happen!

#24 Mar 22, 2014
Uh Clem wrote:
Maybe he heard that it was a cure for the clap.
Now that's FKN FUNNY! hahahaha!

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#25 Mar 22, 2014
I would LOVE to give you all a HAND for the great comments,but I think he might need it more. Rick

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#26 Mar 23, 2014
no you can't , we are short handed now

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#27 Mar 23, 2014
Maybe as he was passing by,
someone said

'Hey! Will you give me a hand to
light this fire'

And he took it literally:)

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#28 Mar 23, 2014
kinda like lend a hand here ????????

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#29 Mar 23, 2014
tallyho wrote:
damn those Brits are great when it comes to gruesome
Independent wrote:
Perhaps he is a christian whose hand offended him.
:^`D
I knew this nurse who told me a guy was admitted who put his wrist against the railline to get chopped off by the passing train. He wasn't the only one who done a similar thing. The vicars, schoolteachers in this Country have got to stop basing their sermons on that quote.

"Hey mate, I said jack off with your hand it will set you on fire, not hack off your hand and set fire to it"
Woof

Whitby, Canada

#30 Mar 23, 2014
I wonder if anyone will bring him a palm plant when they visit him in the hospital.
Woof

Whitby, Canada

#31 Mar 23, 2014
I doubt he had a grasp of the consequences
Woof

Whitby, Canada

#32 Mar 23, 2014
He should have moved to the States where the right to bear small arms is written in their constitution.
Woof

Whitby, Canada

#33 Mar 23, 2014
Let's look at the bright side, he'll have more room in his cars glove box not to mention all the shirts that he's ever shrunk in the wash will fit better now
Woof

Whitby, Canada

#34 Mar 23, 2014
Sadly though, it looks like a slap "and" a tickle has just become an either/or proposition for him.

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#35 Mar 23, 2014
Speak to the hand!

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#36 Mar 23, 2014
Dam*!
No more *glove ideas * bas Christmas gifts for him:)

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#37 Mar 23, 2014
dam*

No more *glove ideas* as Christmas gifts for him:)
Woof

Whitby, Canada

#38 Mar 23, 2014
Grace Nerissa wrote:
dam*
No more *glove ideas* as Christmas gifts for him:)
Thanks for the handy tip!
Woof

Whitby, Canada

#39 Mar 23, 2014
And there it is folks. Another sad ending to a promising career in the world of professional Cats in the Cradle competitors. A career cut short and leaving us all stumped as to why! To think, only last week he could have taken the title hands down but now he's five short in the finals! Lets give him a giant Thumbs Up to a speedy recovery and hope that his future endeavours will not be fraught with underhandedness.

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#40 Mar 23, 2014
"I've got blisters on my fingers"...!!!!!

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