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Level 1

Since: Oct 12

New York, NY

#1 Feb 23, 2013
Level 7

Since: Apr 08

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#2 Feb 23, 2013
let me get this strait.....so like,, if I see a profile I like, rich, handsome, drives a beemer.. has a yacht in the background of his pic,,etc,,,bulging,,,,,,,, arms.....
if I run this profile,, the "reality" will come out,,
short, combover hair.., nose and earhairs protruding.......plummerbutt,, drives a 69 vw bus with reefer painted on the hood,,,, full time bellringer.....etc....

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

Bronx, NY

#3 Feb 23, 2013
reebie wrote:
let me get this strait.....so like,, if I see a profile I like, rich, handsome, drives a beemer.. has a yacht in the background of his pic,,etc,,,bulging,,,,,,,, arms.....
if I run this profile,, the "reality" will come out,,
short, combover hair.., nose and earhairs protruding.......plummerbutt,, drives a 69 vw bus with reefer painted on the hood,,,, full time bellringer.....etc....
...a man rings one bell and is labeled for life...not fair...
Level 7

Since: Apr 08

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#4 Feb 23, 2013
I Am Enzo - The Baker wrote:
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...a man rings one bell and is labeled for life...not fair...
Kinda like stripping for a living,,, its putting him through college... at 58

:)

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#5 Feb 23, 2013
I Am Enzo - The Baker wrote:
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...a man rings one bell and is labeled for life...not fair...
WHAT?? IF ya CAN',T Take the HEAT, GET OUT of the KITCHEN!!

Level 9

Since: Nov 10

Powellton WV

#6 Feb 23, 2013
I Am Enzo - The Baker wrote:
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...a man rings one bell and is labeled for life...not fair...
Oh you're labeled all right....

But not for bell ringing. lol

How the hell are you Mr. Enzo?
Been a while since we chatted.

Level 9

Since: Nov 10

Powellton WV

#7 Feb 23, 2013
On line dating?

I think it's a bad idea.
I was reading an article yesterday
about a rapist that was using the
Christian Mingle site to find
victims.

Very scary stuff if you ask me.

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

Bronx, NY

#8 Feb 23, 2013
Colorado Chick wrote:
<quoted text> WHAT?? IF ya CAN',T Take the HEAT, GET OUT of the KITCHEN!!
Hiya Honey! I'm glad to see you made a safe landing, just park the broom ofer there...

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

Bronx, NY

#9 Feb 23, 2013
arctic wrote:
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Oh you're labeled all right....
But not for bell ringing. lol
How the hell are you Mr. Enzo?
Been a while since we chatted.
Benevolence perhaps? no...
I am of the fines kind this evening...

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

Bronx, NY

#10 Feb 23, 2013
arctic wrote:
On line dating?
I think it's a bad idea.
I was reading an article yesterday
about a rapist that was using the
Christian Mingle site to find
victims.
Very scary stuff if you ask me.
I'm sure the moderators and topix staff are receiving kickbacks for endorsing Christian Mingle...
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Since: Apr 08

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#13 Feb 23, 2013
AKA - Trish wrote:
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BELIEVE OR NOT ... I do not LIE.
I'm listening to Alex giving answers to the contestants.
I was a stripper on and off throughout my twenties and thirties.
How old am I?
:)
What is let it go Alex?

how old are you? 46?

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