Milwaukee69 where are you?

Level 9

Since: Nov 10

Powellton WV

#23 Jan 2, 2013
milwaukee69 wrote:
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I did the disfunctional thing with my family the weekend before Christmas. The GF and I went to Chicago last weekend - she's never gone shopping on the Gold Coast. I just wanted a Lawry's prime rib.
:o)
LMFAO

We did the dysfunction junction on the 24 and 25.
It was insane...esp b/c I had to go to my aunts house..

Talk about Crazy.
Linda the lonely widow

Bolingbrook, IL

#24 Jan 2, 2013
arctic wrote:
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LMFAO
We did the dysfunction junction on the 24 and 25.
It was insane...esp b/c I had to go to my aunts house..
Talk about Crazy.
LMAO,dumbass

“I know where you are,”

Level 8

Since: Jun 08

Right here under my thumb

#25 Jan 2, 2013
arctic wrote:
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LMFAO
We did the dysfunction junction on the 24 and 25.
It was insane...esp b/c I had to go to my aunts house..
Talk about Crazy.
My sister's house, thermostat set at 85 deg F, no cable, oven set on "surface of the sun," new Christmas sweater and no alcohol.

milwaukee69 was not a happy reveler.

Level 9

Since: Nov 10

Powellton WV

#26 Jan 2, 2013
milwaukee69 wrote:
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My sister's house, thermostat set at 85 deg F, no cable, oven set on "surface of the sun," new Christmas sweater and no alcohol.
milwaukee69 was not a happy reveler.
Haahahaha.....sounds familiar.

My aunts house w/all the elderly relatives.
Uncle Jackie's dentures fall out during dinner.
My great aunt Edith, who doesn't know who anyone
is, spends the entire dinner saying "Who are you?"
My 2nd and 3rd cousins arguing about which religion
Jesus loves more.
I'm tempted to say "None of you f@ckers." lol
Uncle Jim hiding in the back bedroom.
.....and me? I tried to get outta there as
fast as I could. lol

“It's a secret”

Level 8

Since: Sep 12

Or maybe I just forgot!!

#27 Jan 2, 2013
arctic wrote:
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Haahahaha.....sounds familiar.
My aunts house w/all the elderly relatives.
Uncle Jackie's dentures fall out during dinner.
My great aunt Edith, who doesn't know who anyone
is, spends the entire dinner saying "Who are you?"
My 2nd and 3rd cousins arguing about which religion
Jesus loves more.
I'm tempted to say "None of you f@ckers." lol
Uncle Jim hiding in the back bedroom.
.....and me? I tried to get outta there as
fast as I could. lol
You're Highness....lol!

Hang in there...:)



I may be wrong....lol...but consider me gone!!!

:)

“I know where you are,”

Level 8

Since: Jun 08

Right here under my thumb

#29 Jan 8, 2013
Reported

“"*" Always Thinking "*"”

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Since: Nov 12

Hoosilly

#30 Jan 8, 2013
To start your day off I have a joke for you.
Yes, I know you'll say it's a cyber-something
and you heard it 2 years ago-but the timing is 'right' to tell it again.

...It's so SAD !'i' gota + some humor!
Nancy Pelosi called Harry Reid into her office one day and said, "Harry, I have a great idea! I know how we can win back Middle America in 2012 ."
"Great, but how do you propose we go about that, "asked Harry?"
"Well," Nancy responded, "we'll go down to a local Wal-Mart, get some cheesy clothes and shoes like most middle Americans wear,[[[ did 'U' get that?]]] and then we'll stop at the pound and pick up a Labrador . When we look the part, we'll go to a nice old country bar in Middle America and we'll show them we really enjoy the Countryside and show admiration and respect for the hard working people living there."

A few days later, all decked out and with the requisite Labrador at heel, they set off from Washington in a westerly direction. Eventually they arrived at just the place they were looking for in Alabama . With dog in tow they walk into the bar. They stepped up to the bar.

The Bartender took a step back and said, "Aren't you Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi?" Nancy answered, "Yes we are and what a lovely town you have here. We were just passing through and Harry suggested that we stop and take in some local color."

They then ordered a couple of cocktails from the bartender and proceed to drink them down, all the while chatting up a storm with anyone who would listen.
All of a sudden, the bar room door opened and a grizzled old farmer came in. He walked up to the Labrador , lifted its tail and looked underneath, shrugged his shoulders and walked out the door. A few moments later, in came another old farmer. He walked up to the dog, lifted its tail, looked underneath, scratched his head and then left the bar.

Over the course of the next hour or so, another four or five farmers came in, lifted the dog's tail, and went away looking puzzled.
Eventually Nancy and Harry could stand it no longer and called the bartender over. "Tell me," said Nancy , "why did all those old farmers come in and look under the dog's tail like that? Is it some sort of old custom?"

"Good Lord no," said the bartender ... "It's just that someone has told them that there was a Labrador in this bar with two assholes!"
DaveMC inThe Grey

San Diego, CA

#31 Jan 8, 2013
Im gonna take a stab at it and say Milwaukee69 is in Milwaukee???

“"*" Always Thinking "*"”

Level 8

Since: Nov 12

Hoosilly

#32 Jan 12, 2013
Here you go buddy be happy.

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Bill

Eugene, OR

#33 Jan 12, 2013
DaveMC inThe Grey wrote:
Im gonna take a stab at it and say Milwaukee69 is in Milwaukee???
And performing acts of intimate flagellation upon the neighborhood hobos.

“I know where you are,”

Level 8

Since: Jun 08

Right here under my thumb

#34 Jan 14, 2013
Bill wrote:
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And performing acts of intimate flagellation upon the neighborhood hobos.
Are you still molesting little children?

Just a simple yes or no will suffice.

“"*" Always Thinking "*"”

Level 8

Since: Nov 12

Hoosilly

#35 Jan 14, 2013
Good Morning Ol'man!
LiberalsAreDouch eBags

Eugene, OR

#36 Jan 15, 2013
milwaukee69 wrote:
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Are you still molesting little children?
Just a simple yes or no will suffice.
You're confusing me with Ferrerman.
LiberalsAreDouch eBags

Eugene, OR

#37 Jan 15, 2013
milwaukee69 wrote:
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Are you still molesting little children?
Just a simple yes or no will suffice.
Are you still performing acts of intimate flagellation upon the neighborhood hobos?

Just a simple yes or no will suffice.

“I know where you are,”

Level 8

Since: Jun 08

Right here under my thumb

#38 Jan 15, 2013
LiberalsAreDoucheBags wrote:
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You're confusing me with Ferrerman.
And you're confusing me with someone that actually gives a flyin' f*ck what you think.

“A *wink* and a smile!!”

Level 8

Since: Apr 10

USA

#39 Jan 15, 2013
So glad you found you Milwaukee69..:)

“A *wink* and a smile!!”

Level 8

Since: Apr 10

USA

#40 Jan 15, 2013
And yes I meant to say you found you because you knew where you were..rite?:)

PESCreate

“Just a lil' humor there.....”

Since: Sep 12

OR NOT .... <[;-)

#41 Jan 21, 2013
milwaukee69 wrote:
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I'm here.
:o)
Good Morning
You know I still remember your first name. I don't broadcast it though ... anymore. Teehee:))

We got off on the wrong foot when it was so Hot out during this past summer and I was working in the pools and was wearing some pretty skimpy outfits - that only happens during those times and occasionally on Halloween, though. I'm actually pretty modest and have gone to some ridiculous lengths to hide this cute lil' bod of mine.:)

So, I was sad to see your team get taken out and I know you are looking forward to some baseball. You will be watching the Super Bowl though, won't you? I called those two teams in it on Saturday evening when someone asked me. What do you think? Who would be your pick? I'm going to have to think about it a bit longer before I make my prediction on that one.

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“Just a lil' humor there.....”

Since: Sep 12

OR NOT .... <[;-)

#42 Jan 21, 2013
milwaukee69 wrote:
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And you're confusing me with someone that actually gives a flyin' f*ck what you think.
I was so mad at you in the beginning, but I think you are funny as heck and I rather do enjoy seeing you out here now. You have definetly got some strong opinions and I like that you speak your mind. You do know, however how badly I wish you would occasionally open your mailbox so we may tell you in private what we really think on occasion. Haha

;~)

*Brat - we're never to old to be a brat*

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Since: Sep 12

OR NOT .... <[;-)

#43 Jan 21, 2013
too^^^- oh and I left you two other notes besides this typo correction. It's all about the ratings.
:)))

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