Favorite T-Shirt Sayings
The Ladies Man

Huntington, NY

#1585 Jan 24, 2014
"I might be your father"
The Ladies Man

Huntington, NY

#1586 Jan 24, 2014
"DILF"

“frequently laughing”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Hotel California

#1587 Jan 24, 2014
The Ladies Man wrote:
"DILF"
Do I Look Funny?

JK :) You know I like ya!
Scent Of A Man

Huntington, NY

#1588 Jan 24, 2014
Always Wary wrote:
<quoted text> Do I Look Funny?
JK :) You know I like ya!
Ha...close!!!

Dang I Like Farting!!!

8-|
Portland Dave

Portland, OR

#1589 Jan 24, 2014
Our oldest girl (14 now) has one it says "under construction" across the chest, then down on the tummy it's got an arrow pointing down and says "Good to go!" She loves to wear to the mall, she's at that age where starting to develop and enjoys the attention. She did make the mistake though wearing it to school once, got sent home and earned herself a demerit.

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#1590 Jan 25, 2014
SMILE at An Old Geezer Today!!!

“Quite Contrary”

Level 3

Since: Nov 12

Location hidden

#1592 Jan 4, 2015
Ask Me - I Might

“Happiness comes through giving”

Level 7

Since: Feb 08

Location hidden

#1593 Jan 4, 2015
YOUR NAME HERE

“Hi!”

Level 2

Since: Jun 12

Location hidden

#1594 Jan 4, 2015
Dracula suxs

“I call it as I see it.”

Level 8

Since: Jul 09

Retirement City

#1595 Jan 4, 2015
I had a T-shirt in 1980 that said this:

I $pent my vacation at the gas station.

“The doctor is in!”

Since: Jul 14

Location hidden

#1596 Jan 4, 2015
Itty bitty titty committee

“Quite Contrary”

Level 3

Since: Nov 12

Location hidden

#1597 Jan 5, 2015
Who cares who's on board?

“Hi!”

Level 2

Since: Jun 12

Location hidden

#1598 Jan 5, 2015
Don't let your meat loaf

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#1599 Jan 6, 2015
I have a T-shirt that simply states "Jenius" across the front.

“Want A Friend, Be One..”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

Here Today,Gone Tomorrow..

#1600 Jan 6, 2015
Kentucky Wildcats

Northbound

Since: Sep 14

Location hidden

#1601 Jan 7, 2015
Oregon Bobcats
four in the morning

Sikeston, MO

#1602 Nov 5, 2015
I saw one that had a squirrel on it using a crutch.
It also was holding two acorns.
Underneath it said
' I might be old, but I still have my nuts"

funny huh?

“DON'T FORGET YO FLU SHOT”

Level 3

Since: Apr 13

Location hidden

#1603 Nov 5, 2015
Eat Sh*t

(that happened to be my first t-shirt as an adolescent, I still have it)

“DON'T FORGET YO FLU SHOT”

Level 3

Since: Apr 13

Location hidden

#1604 Nov 5, 2015
four in the morning wrote:
I saw one that had a squirrel on it using a crutch.
It also was holding two acorns.
Underneath it said
' I might be old, but I still have my nuts"
funny huh?
that's a good one!

“DON'T FORGET YO FLU SHOT”

Level 3

Since: Apr 13

Location hidden

#1605 Nov 5, 2015
The Ladies Man wrote:
"I might be your father"
LOL

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