Favorite T-Shirt Sayings

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#123 Jan 22, 2013
Bought a T-Shirt in Thailand, that had two boxes...one had a sexy bikini bottom and the other had GW Bush....under them was...GOOD BUSH BAD BUSH.....lol...my wife hated me to wear that shirt....

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#124 Jan 22, 2013
'Just call me Your Highness'

“Are We Having Fun Yet???”

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If Not, Why Not!!!

#125 Jan 23, 2013
Virginia is for Lovers
But
Pennsylvania Has Intercourse

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#126 Jan 24, 2013
'O'
No!

“Quite Contrary”

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#127 Jan 24, 2013
Don't worry, your problems won't matter once zombies take over.

“clinton prosecution?”

Since: Jun 08

what clinton prosecution...?

#128 Jan 24, 2013
EAT MO' POSSUM!

“Are We Having Fun Yet???”

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If Not, Why Not!!!

#129 Jan 25, 2013
It's Better To Have Loved And Lost
Than To Spend The Rest Of Your Life
With That Phycho B!tch

I gave that t-shirt to my brother after his divorce.

Eveyone who saw it laughed except one woman who told him it wasn't funny.

Our guess, she's a phycho b!tch with no sense of humor.
Anonymous

Selah, WA

#130 Jan 25, 2013
Sometimes a guitar is just a guitar...me, 1992
If you can't be groovy, ya gotta split...me, 1965
Drummers had to invent Time, so everybody else could know where "One" is...me, last summer...7482

“Ridin' The Devils Little Horse”

Since: Mar 08

Straight To Hells Door

#131 Jan 25, 2013
Visualize Whirled Peas
@}-'--,---

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#132 Jan 25, 2013
no charge

it's a neutron

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#133 Jan 25, 2013
HOT

topix

“To love and be loved”

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right here, right now...

#134 Jan 25, 2013
Super Model
Poon

Huntington, NY

#135 Jan 25, 2013
"I'm with the Underhills"

“Where DO missing socks go?”

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They run away to join the show

#136 Jan 25, 2013
Old Sam wrote:
EAT MO' POSSUM!
Are Missouri Opossums tastier than those from other states?

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#137 Jan 26, 2013
Your Stupid Pills are Working

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#138 Jan 26, 2013
No Money - No Honey......

“Where DO missing socks go?”

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They run away to join the show

#139 Jan 26, 2013
Some People are like Slinkys

They aren't good for anything but you smile when you push them down the stairs.

“Where DO missing socks go?”

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They run away to join the show

#140 Jan 26, 2013
I'm always disappointed when a liars pants don't actually catch on fire.

“clinton prosecution?”

Since: Jun 08

what clinton prosecution...?

#141 Jan 26, 2013
......EAT RICE......
taters make yer butt look big

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#142 Jan 27, 2013
Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.

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