Favorite T-Shirt Sayings

“To contract new debts...”

Level 6

Since: Apr 08

is not the way to pay old ones

#618 Apr 4, 2013
" My idea of a balanced diet is a beer in both hands"

Level 6

Since: Dec 12

Yes, I'm an Atheist.

#619 Apr 4, 2013
"Sorry if I looked interested. I'm not."

Level 6

Since: Dec 12

Yes, I'm an Atheist.

#620 Apr 4, 2013
"Your friendship means so much to me that...

When you cry...
I cry.
When you laugh...
I laugh.
When you jump out a window...
I laugh some more."

“On the brightest of day”

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Since: Jan 13

"On the blackest of night"

#621 Apr 4, 2013
Just Like A
Broken Drumstick,
You Just Can't
Beat It

“I looked, and behold,”

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Since: Aug 08

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#622 Apr 4, 2013
I like my son's:

It has a rock and a ruler on it.

The rock says to the ruler, "you rule."

The ruler says to the rock, "you rock."

Level 6

Since: Dec 12

Yes, I'm an Atheist.

#623 Apr 4, 2013
"Next mood swing: 6 minutes."

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Since: Feb 09

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#624 Apr 4, 2013
"Wanna feel 'em?"

“Want A Friend, Be One..”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

Don't Change For No One..

#626 Apr 4, 2013
Blown it sky high

“Colleges Search Engine ”

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Since: Mar 12

www.schoolanduniversity.com

#627 Apr 5, 2013
Goofballs Rule!!!

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Since: Dec 12

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#628 Apr 5, 2013
I can cook!
But I kiss much better!

Level 6

Since: Dec 12

Yes, I'm an Atheist.

#629 Apr 5, 2013
Elmo!

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#630 Apr 5, 2013
LupyLu wrote:
Elmo!
Elmo? do mean the little fuzzy red puppet?

Level 6

Since: Dec 12

Yes, I'm an Atheist.

#631 Apr 5, 2013
Sally Brown wrote:
<quoted text>Elmo? do mean the little fuzzy red puppet?
Yeah, I love my Elmo and my Elmo tshirts :)

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Since: Dec 12

Yes, I'm an Atheist.

#632 Apr 5, 2013
Sally Brown wrote:
<quoted text>Elmo? do mean the little fuzzy red puppet?
My Elmo is 5 and my youngest baby :) yes, I named my son Elmo...

“Sweet As Can Be”

Level 8

Since: Feb 13

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#633 Apr 5, 2013
I have Kleptomania
but when it gets bad
I take something for it

“On the brightest of day”

Level 6

Since: Jan 13

"On the blackest of night"

#634 Apr 5, 2013
I have a lot of
Flies in my dresser,
but they're all made
of Velcro.

“To love and be loved”

Level 8

Since: Jun 08

right here, right now...

#635 Apr 5, 2013
VOGUE
>.<

Lynchburg, VA

#636 Apr 5, 2013
If u can't feed um don't breed um!

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Since: Apr 13

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#637 Apr 5, 2013
I've seen some of these on bumper stickers, some on t-shirts, but they are interchangeable anyhow ;)

It's easier to change a condom than a diaper!

Religion: What keeps the poor from murdering the rich

EVE was framed!

If going to church makes you a Christian, does going to a garage make you a car?

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to BUY all her friends?

Errors have been made
Others will be blamed

The last time we mixed Politics with Religion.....
People got burned at the stake!

Suburbia: Where they tear out all the trees and name the streets after them.

If ONLY closed minds came with closed mouths.

Sure, you can trust the government.....
Just ask an Indian.

“Sweet As Can Be”

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Since: Feb 13

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#638 Apr 5, 2013
Ever feel like you are
one dumbass away from
completely losing it

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