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#1138
Aug 2, 2011
 
Would you like Paper or Plastic...lol

“...the wife wants a new car...”

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...and she's doin' research...

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Rub dirt on it, then walk it off...

“Die Hard For The Trivial”

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Aug 3, 2011
 

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all in good time. Cervantes

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Aug 3, 2011
 

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Hold my beer and watch THIS! YEE-HAWWWW!!!
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#1142
Aug 3, 2011
 
Man who go to bed with itchy butt, wake up with smelly fingers.

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AND THE LIVIN IS EAZY

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Aug 3, 2011
 

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Old Sam wrote:
Hold my beer and watch THIS! YEE-HAWWWW!!!
god i hate when he does that ...in front of all them people too...
Sweetie Pie

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GMGMIKE wrote:
<quoted text>god i hate when he does that ...in front of all them people too...
I may be OLD and I may be UGLY...but I am NOT a MAN...dude.

~Me
Sweetie Pie

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GMGMIKE wrote:
<quoted text>god i hate when he does that ...in front of all them people too...
Be Careful Who You Crap on, on The Way Up, Because it is the Same People you Pass on the Way Down!

“... SUMMER TIME ...”

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AND THE LIVIN IS EAZY

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#1146
Aug 3, 2011
 
boiiiiiiiiiing...and were off...

........dude........
Sweetie Pie

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GMGMIKE wrote:
boiiiiiiiiiing...and were off...
........dude........
No..that's called playing with yourself.
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GMGMIKE wrote:
boiiiiiiiiiing...and were off...
........dude........
It's just you and your hand, Mike.

“Purple girl in a purple world”

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Plum, Purplonia

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Aug 8, 2011
 

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This is for profound sayings, not profane sayings.
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I love you as certain dark things are to be loved,
in secret, between the shadow and the soul.

~Pablo Neruda, 100 Love Sonnets

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#1152
Dec 18, 2012
 
...if it was easy, anybody could do it....
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#1153
Dec 27, 2012
 
IReasonablyI wrote:
I can explain it to you, though I can not understand it for you.
Fu ck me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
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#1154
Dec 27, 2012
 
I think I have too many questions that dangle in the air and stick to the molecules of oxygen. They are never answered but always there.

They get caught in the thin string of the spiderwebs and in between the branches of trees. When the sun sets in red shades its really bleeding the lost love of the world. I learned that the other day.

I think I spend too much time waiting for tomorrow.

But the truth is tomorrow never comes.

It is always today.

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Dec 27, 2012
 

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...ditto.....
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Dec 27, 2012
 

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If I agree with you then we would both be wrong!!!
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#1157
Dec 27, 2012
 
Stop making the same mistakes and expecting a different outcome!
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I wake like a slab, like a musical note covered in rain, almost aware that the pause is a chair where I sit and imagine being other than a man.

I cannot escort any more sighs, they glide alone, solitary, rootless, like planets around a distant star. But it is day, and I drink its cave.

I sit staring at the wall and feeling like leaping into a pure confident fire. But time is a rock and I cannot conceive its opposite.

Should I return to the mad pillow, to the deaf simplicity of sleep? The anticipation of more tomorrows, of new memories opening up like meadows, is not enough.

I am fragile, perishable, disconnected like the multitude of particles that make up smoke. I need to disperse slyly as a faint perfume, to be carried away by the slightest wind.

I dream and rest from meaning. The earth recedes, and I return to the lucid extinction of sleep.

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