Today's Question: Why are Obama's ear...

Today's Question: Why are Obama's ears so big and streched out?

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Ina

Pulaski, WI

#1 Jun 16, 2013
Today's Question:
U.S. Dept. of Anomalies, People want to know, Why are Obama's ears so big and streched out?

Dept. of Anomilies answer:


It was because the Reverend Veromiah Wright liked to use them as handles when he was pumping Obama full of theh Halallulia God Damn America religion.
Sound clip:
Insproootch outttttpuk, Insproootch outttttpuk, Insproootch outttttpuk.

Bwaaaaaaa
beatlesinthebog

Auckland, New Zealand

#2 Jun 16, 2013
He's got a lot to listen to?

“New & Improved..”

Level 8

Since: Oct 07

Formerly From Kenya

#3 Jun 17, 2013
Ross Perot.....you ARE the father..!
Level 7

Since: Apr 08

Location hidden

#4 Jun 17, 2013
justaguess wrote:
Ross Perot.....you ARE the father..!
Its all about the task force ...

:)

“A *wink* and a smile!!”

Level 8

Since: Apr 10

USA

#5 Jun 17, 2013
It's so Michelle can hang on for a nice ride..:)
Ina

Pulaski, WI

#6 Jun 17, 2013
It's so Michelle can hang on for a nice ride..:)

Holy s**t, Do you mean that a dildoe sporting Michelle is pumping his caboose just like Jeromiah does?

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Since: Feb 12

Location hidden

#7 Jun 18, 2013
This thread is not going to fly. None of us are perfect so its not a good idea to point out something idfferent about one person. If YOU were standing up on a podium for the world to see, what would we point out?
Ina

Pulaski, WI

#8 Jun 18, 2013
quilterqueen, may I call you queenie for short?

"Yes you may"

Queenie, thanks for the bump. Now, lie down and take your afternoon nap. You've had a busy morning.
Ina

Pulaski, WI

#9 Jun 18, 2013
Queenie, did you have a nice nap?

"Yes I did"

Did you have an erotic dream?

"Yes I did. And I kept hearing this tune playing over and over again"

What was it?

"Insproootch outttttpuk, Insproootch outttttpuk, Insproootch outttttpuk"

“Taste great in milk!”

Level 9

Since: Aug 08

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#10 Jun 18, 2013
Ina wrote:
quilterqueen, may I call you queenie for short?
"Yes you may"
Queenie, thanks for the bump. Now, lie down and take your afternoon nap. You've had a busy morning.
You're poopy.

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