Why Ferreman doesn't need a gun

Created by NewYearsResolution on Jan 2, 2013

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He'll shoot his eye out

He'll show the would be robber his failed blog

The robber will then know he has nothing good

He'll start crying and robber will feel sorry

He'll start talking politics and robber will flee

He'll confuse the poor robber acting like a tard

Because Ferrerman doesn't have a house to rob

He has nothing but a picture of a little boy

When will he start posting well?

All of the above and his ignorance is not bliss

“Brains are wonderful,”

Level 5

Since: May 10

I wish everyone had one.

#1 Jan 2, 2013
Because the immature don't need to play with guns.
Amazin Gracie

Bolingbrook, IL

#2 Jan 2, 2013
Bar Fly_ok wrote:
Because the immature don't need to play with guns.
HAHA,oh you are a stitch,NUMBNUTS

“Geaux Tigers!”

Level 9

Since: Jun 12

Lexington Park, MD

#3 Jan 2, 2013
Because guns aren't allowed under the President's desk.

“Brains are wonderful,”

Level 5

Since: May 10

I wish everyone had one.

#4 Jan 2, 2013
Amazin Gracie wrote:
<quoted text>HAHA,oh you are a stitch,NUMBNUTS
Numb nuts .... are you speaking from experience?
Doubtful yours will ever grow back.

“100% Princess”

Level 8

Since: Jan 07

and totally harmless

#5 Jan 2, 2013
Probably because he's been lucky enough to never be in that type of situation where a gun would have been useful.....

“Geaux Tigers!”

Level 9

Since: Jun 12

Lexington Park, MD

#6 Jan 2, 2013
It's doubful he ever had any.

“Grab all the good”

Level 5

Since: Jul 10

Rowlett Tx

#7 Jan 2, 2013
Hitesrunprincess wrote:
Probably because he's been lucky enough to never be in that type of situation where a gun would have been useful.....
And I hope he never is :)

“Brains are wonderful,”

Level 5

Since: May 10

I wish everyone had one.

#8 Jan 2, 2013
Denny Crain wrote:
<quoted text>And I hope he never is :)
I agree .... nothing is more frightening then someone threatening you or your family.
Ghost of Christmas Past

Muskogee, OK

#9 Mar 3, 2013
If someone cut his vocal cords or broke his typing fingers, he'd go nuts.
Barry Manilow

United States

#10 Mar 3, 2013
I'm going to have to get a gun because the guy keeps raiding my wardrobe!
THAY you thilly

Muskogee, OK

#11 Mar 3, 2013
He doesn't look near as good in them as you, though. Oh! Manilow! I thought you were Barry Obama!

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